Porcelain Stainer

A greasy, fatty, offensive smelling bowell movement that leaves thick brown streaks on the sides of the toilet bowl. Hands on scrubbing is often needed to remove them from the porcelain.

Those two triple baconators on top of the twenty eight beers I drank last night made for one hell of a porcelain stainer this morning.

by SmashBurger March 4, 2011

Porcelain Pony

A phrase used to describe a toilet, usually used by someone who is emphasizing its prolonged usage

"After those tacos, I am going to be riding the old porcelain pony all night"

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

porcelain chill

That cold sensation one receives when they sit on a cold toilet seat.

Guy one: "Dude, your bathroom is cold as hell"

Guy two: "I know! I got a total porcelain chill when I went to take a dump.

by dundunduuuuun December 27, 2011

Porcelain Face

When someone has an emotionless face/doesn’t show emotions on their face.

They never show even the slightest emotions, it’s like they have a porcelain face..

by cøld_søba May 29, 2021

Porcelain Beauty

A Goddess among fools she is the one who keeps the mortals in line. By the wrath of her whip you shall know her.

Her skin shines like sun but do not be fooled that she will show you mercy when you show her cheek you will be marked.

Her words, smile, smell and laugh will haunt your mind forever more.

She is the one, The Bitch, The Only One you will ever need.

Porcelain Beauty
Mistress
Dominatrix
Goddess
Your Highness

by Porcelain Beauty November 21, 2011

porcelain coiler

a big turd that wraps around the bowl. coils like a snake would.

Sorry dude I just dropped the biggest porcelain coiler in your shitter.

by mt1mp August 23, 2006

Porcelain Tsunami

Porcelain Tsunami is when your fucking someone in the bathroom from behind near the Toilet and you grab them by the neck or Head and put there head in the toilet and Flush it with there face in it before Busting a Nut.

I just gave her a mean Porcelain Tsunami from the Rear.

by mike mike p. April 5, 2011