Poots 

A playful term for feces or a bowel movement. Originated in a family setting and often said with a grin or sometimes mild exasperation.

We were five minutes late to the kindy cause little Max dropped a poots right as we were heading out the door.

Poots by L Sampson :) September 7, 2025

Poots on Newts 

The act on sitting on a newts head and violently farting on it as a penalty for stealing boots.

Hey newt! Stop stealing boots, or it's Poots on Newts!!!

Poots on Newts by 0H N035! August 5, 2010

Poots in Boots

An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.

Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?

Poots in Boots by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023

poots boot 

A person who is a party pooper, or just has no motivation.

Hey bitch, you act like a real poots boot when your on the rag.

poots boot by brittainysaurus April 23, 2010

Gay Poots

The aftermath of getting your booty-hole rammed so hard by another homosexual, it forces air so deep in your anal canal and comes out by way of forceful farts.

Bro, I got my fudge packed so deep last night that I woke up with a severe case of gay poots.

Gay Poots by CountShaftula June 26, 2020

Imogen Poots 

Drop dead sexy British actress best known for playing Tammy, in 28 Weeks Later.

You know Rule #2? Well it also applies to Imogen Poots, because I would totaly double tap that sweet, sweet British ass.

Imogen Poots by AssCunts December 27, 2009

Petty Poots 

A habitual dick toucher that goes above and beyond in attempts to grab tube steak. This person usually comes up with constructive ways of bumping into other men as an excuse for grabbing a handfull of meat.

I cant Believe that trevy molested me again.... he is such a petty poots

Petty Poots by stevie J June 13, 2010