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An occupation/trade that involves directly handling human faeces. Often with the use of pipes and pumps, a pooey's job is to clear a certain area of poo. Pooey apprenticeships last 4 years and have often been described by workers as the shittiest years of their career
Hey Sharon, this joint stinks like shit!

Yeah looks like the Pooey took a day off today

Jeez Sharon there is a lot of shit around this joint
Yeah looks like they're going to need a Master Pooey and his 3rd year Pooey apprentice for this job
Pooey by Pooey69 February 15, 2018
Noun. Something that stinks.
Something that is a bummer.
"I can't go out tonight, guys."
"Aww, that's a pooey."
Pooey by Flanabanana December 13, 2009
i want to shove this in your pooey
pooey by frank schmalenpine August 27, 2008
A non-white white worshiper. Usually an Asian female.
Look at that pooey with the skinny white nerd!
Pooey by editorsincheif May 3, 2018
A non-white white worshiper. Usually an asian female.
Look at that pooey with the skinny white nerd!
pooey by editorsincheif May 4, 2018
The word pooey defines a person who is really gay and thinks they're really cool.

Another definition of pooey is everything you can think of that's bad into one person.
Hey angus your mega pooey!
Pooey by pooeylooeyboy July 21, 2021