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Platty Joobs 

The true name for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.
This year is the Queen's Platty Joobs. Rule Britannia, keep Andrew out of sight.

platty peeler 

literally platypus('s penis) peel(back and root)er; can be applied to blokes and sheilas
nah don't worry about them, thyet're just platty peelers.

Platty Joobs 

Platty Joobs - Platinum Jubilee

To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified
Aw Liz congrats on the Platty Joobs
Platty Joobs by Pogoextreme June 2, 2022

platty jubes 

when 'er maj, queen elizabeth ii, hits 70 years sitting on her arse doing pretty much bugger all, so obviously it's time for the brexity bunting to come out, and to pretend it's 2012.

short for platinum jubilee, and alternatively (but incorrectly) spelt 'platty joobs'.
person 1: hey, have yer seen that it's arr lizzie's platinum jubilee street party this weekend?
person 2: platinum jubilee?? you mean 'platty jubes', obvs. pass us a stella.
platty jubes by gillieturtle June 2, 2022

Platty Joobs 

platty joobs simply means platinum jubilee but for short it was created by actor Kiell Smith Bynoe and quickly became a popular phrase on Twitter.
‘You ready for platty joobs?!”
“Huh?”
PLATTY JOOBS?!”
“Uh I guess so

Platty joobs 

'Platinum Jubilee', 70 years reign of a monarch or queen.
Person 1: What you doing for the platty joobs?
Person 2: Dressing as Ginger spice and downing a mega pint of Pimms darl
Platty joobs by CFVH. June 1, 2022