Platonic Love 

A Fancy term for "Friendzoned".

Girl one: "So I thought you were dating Tyler? Why are you going out with Joe?

Girl two: "Oh that's nothing. Joe's my best friend; I love him! But it's purely platonic love, not real love.

Platonic Love by greatestace95 September 9, 2012

Platonic Love 

The kind of love that nineteen year old future crazy cat ladies rely on from other nineteen year old future crazy cat ladies.

kara-"i'm nineteen and the love clock is ticking."
hailey-"yes i empathise, we are surely going to become crazy cat ladies."
kara-"at least we have our platonic love."

Platonic Love by dale mozart. February 16, 2009

platonic love 

When you are in love with a chick, but the one she is fucking is Plato.

in platonic love = friendzoned

platonic love by ManGoingHisOwnWay July 14, 2016

platonic love 

eli and cassie

PLATONIC LOVE WON'T EXIST IF ELI AND CASSIE WERE ABORTED

platonic love by elaysa June 25, 2023

platonic love 

eli and cassie

PLATONIC LOVE WON'T EXIST IF ELI AND CASSIE WERE ABORTED

platonic love by elaysa June 25, 2023

platonic love 

eli and cassie

PLATONIC LOVE WON'T EXIST IF ELI AND CASSIE WERE ABORTED

platonic love by elaysa June 25, 2023

platonic man love 

1. a non homosexual, yet still affectionate, relationship between men.

2. a type of relationship to be celebrated by society (although the non-platonic version should be celebrated to a greater extent).

1. "You bought a widescreen T.V. for football night?!? Dude, I love you!" (often followed by a manly hug)

2. "I saw Brad and Mike hugging each other and got super excited because I thought they were together. Too bad it just turned out to be platonic man love..."

platonic man love by morgan November 27, 2004