Plans Parasite

A label designated for one who does not make plans of their own, but leeches off of other peoples plans. Generally they are not welcomed in but seen as a pest when they show up unannounced.

Person #1: Janaye and I were going to spend some time together last night with Quincy and Emily, but then Tim showed up and our plans were ruined.

Person #2: Ew gross, Tim is such a Plans Parasite...

by Son Bon July 17, 2011

plans whore

someone who feels the need to have a string of plans made with people one after the other, usually on weekends or vacations.

rob: tonight i'm hanging out with alan, then tomorrow i'm going to a concert with kelly, and on sunday i'm going shopping with tom and mary!

me: you're such a plans whore.

by rowanneee March 29, 2009

Plans For Revenge

Are such a good band, and need to tour the UK!

Spread the word PFR are WOW

Plans For Revenge are fantastic

Burns, Scars, and Memories - one of the bestest albums

by Jenny July 17, 2004

Plans Are Optional

proper noun: a decent podcast made by 3 mildly funny, tired and relatable middle aged nerds who struggle with recording equipment, but still make it work.

them: Are you listening to any podcasts right now?

me: Plans Are Optional.

them: Why don't you just say no, instead of trying to sound mysterious?

me, sighing: -_- no, thats the name of a podcast, Plans Are Optional.

by frankieluvsasuke October 28, 2019

Drunk Plans

When shit does not work out as planned so you go with the flow after getting pissed up at the bar.

Slobodan waited for the call to go to the club later. His Drunk Plans changed after his homies said fuck Hamilton we going to Toronto!!

by will bitten August 20, 2017

Millennial Plans

Any appointment/meeting/date you commit to with the sole intent of cancelling at last moment

Simran: How was date with Alice last night?
Ronak: She cancelled a day prior; it smells of millennial plans
Jasmine: Yes, there is an undiagnosed pandemic of uncivil people

Simran: Are we studying tonight as planned?
Jasmine: Of course, bruh. I’ll not make millennial plans

by rtalati January 17, 2022

I have plans

Phrase used by women to indicate that they have a date with someone other than you.

Bob: So, do you wanna go catch a movie tomorrow night?
Sally: I have plans.
Bob: Oh, okay.

Bob to himself: Dammit!

by Harold Don December 17, 2007