phildo

when a dude named phil sticks a big black dildo in his ass

I walked in on a phildo the other day and I was like "Duuuuuude, phil, you gotta pull that out of your ass."

by daddy March 9, 2004

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Phildo

1. A person whom acts or participates in a laughable, foolish or bombastic manner.

2. A person who has a sigificant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.

3. Creepy McGee AKA: Creepy McCreeperton

Co-Worker: OMG Did you see what Phildo just did?

Phildo: Whats the biggest Chicken you have ever seen?

Phildo: Whats the blackest M&M you have ever seen?
This list goes on... Feel free to make up your own.

OMG you are such a Phildo!!

Where is my Phildo?

Phildo: MMMMMM CHILI!!!!!!!!!!

by F2theEroX June 12, 2008

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Phildo

A beatiful being that you should hide your daughters from. He the most excellent person that has ever walked the face of the earth.. except for Jesus of course... he is the most understandiong and awesome person you have ever met. He fears noone.. no man at least. No man can defeat him. Beautiful people find themselves attracted to him like a magnet. Only the most worthy beings can find there way to his heart. He is the one only man that can defeat evil without blinking an eye... move over Batman... alfred can't help you with this one. His actual name can not be revealed because there is too much at stake... wherever you are... he will be there... where ever you look.. he is not far behind... wherever you tread he watches you... but you are protected.... BY... THE PHILDO....

Micheal Weston is the "Phildo"

by Obama has no idea... July 28, 2009

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