perishable food

FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.

Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

PERMABLOCKED

when you lose access to THE divine addictive brat and ALL of her perfection.

loser sub #1 : Man , did you her about that sub that Gothess Chloe PERMABLOCKED on Twitter?

loser sub #2: Yeah ! I heard you can never come back from that.

loser sub #1 : Damn, that’s scary. I would die if that happened to me ! I have to go tribute her NOW, just to be safe!

loser sub #2: Good idea, me too! But I have a bad feeling none of us are 100% safe from this.

by Gothess Chloe October 21, 2020

Perma-newb syndrome

A syndrome where someone who, although experienced, will never become good at a game. They may play for a long time and get a few good rounds here and there, but for the most part, no matter how hard they try, they will never surpass newb level.

"Dude, you are horrible at this game. How long have you been playing?"
"A long time. I suffer from perma-newb syndrome"

by Yellow ninja March 7, 2013

Perish the Thot.

An otherwise twist on the original definition for an unwelcomed thought combined with the definition of a promiscuous female.

You think I'd ever hook up with that ho? Perish the Thot.

by lazyassbum May 1, 2020

Rusty Periscope

The act of sitting on a girls face, with your balls resting on her eyes as if shes peering through the lens of a periscope, while she simultaneously jerks you off.

Jen is on her period this week, so I hopped on for a Rusty Periscope.

by Johnny Chimpo221 March 14, 2011

periscope fart

When you press your butt against a hard, flat-surfaced chair and fart, but there is no place for the gas to escape except up the crack of your ass. and out at the top.

Dude, I laid the biggest periscope fart in detention. I press my butt cheeks against the hard chair and farted and the gas came bubbling up the crack of my ass and peeked out at the top!

by Stagmen June 20, 2017

Perm Juice

Also known as the grease stain. Originated when Afro-perm, Afro-shine,Astro-perm, or any hair care product to strengthen the "Jerry Curl." "Perm Juice" is the greasy substance that comes off of the "Jerry Curl," and is mainly found on pillows, couches, backs of chairs, or any headrest. It was a popular trend among the black society in the 1980's and is portayed in Eddie Murphy's movie "Coming to America." You can still see these stains when an older black lady gets off a public mass-transit vehicle.

"Hey man you know when you get up from that seat, you're going to leave a big stain of 'Perm Juice'?"

by Zack Wilke. June 2, 2007