Peenits

The way my father pronounces "peanuts". Phonetically similar to "penis".

"Hey guys, Five Guys is giving out free peenits!"
"Why does this car smell like peenits?"
"Does anyone want some peenits?"

by CTH8641 January 1, 2012

Peenty

Ghetto soup!

Dang that is some good peenty!

Omfg ur so peenty homie!

by Foxino teh DESTROYER! February 7, 2010

Peetsa

Lolspeak for "pizza"

I no can has peetsa, yew no can has peetsa.

by ThaBigCheesy March 1, 2010

peenSU

a group created at syracuse university to come together to appreciate the brilliance of blowjobs. PeenSU stands for Penis Suckers Union and we have both members (the suckers) and affiliates (those who are sucked).

Did you peenSU him?
We only got as far as peenSUing.

by 831or Chuck's July 20, 2008

peenster

Very simply: a peanut butter and jam sandwich. They can come in many varieties such as a double, triple, and quadruple decker peensters. Also, peensters can be toasted and have been known to have bananas inside.

Man I loves me a mothafuckin' peenster!

by 22mothafuckas March 21, 2008

peentop

The head of your dick, or penis. So basically the top of your peen. Common sense right?

I shoved my peentop in her ass.

by fuzzayy May 9, 2009

Small_peenttv

Small_peenttv is a meme page with around six hundred followers and he has really good memes

1. Small_peenttv is the best meme page

by Poopoo shit September 17, 2019