My ex wife Amy is straight up peanut butter, she spread her legs for a guy less than a week after she moved out.
by J Pray December 16, 2011
A pasty jar of Shelly boi's that are sadly crushed to their death to make a delicious snack. You can but it on bread but not celery because well... that's just plain weird
by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019
by Michelle Widjaja April 15, 2008
Most frequently used when playing the card game Bull Sh*t (bs- other wise said bad spaghetti). After the person next to you has laid their card/s down, you say peanut butter to indicate that you lied and got away with it.
by Alex Kelm March 16, 2008
by trololololololololll March 16, 2014
The act of using Peanut Butter on your penis when you have a peanut allergy to enhance sexual performance. The allergic reaction increases rigidity, girth and length of one's member. Using creamy peanut butter can result in a positive side effect of increased lubrication during sexual interactions.
Remember, Choosy Moms Choose Jiffy Dick.
Not wanting to miss-out on a hookup with the cure co-worker from HR, John engaged in some Peanut Buttering to make sure he could perform.
Not wanting to miss-out on a hookup with the cure co-worker from HR, John engaged in some Peanut Buttering to make sure he could perform.
by dnahly March 08, 2018
A term used by Hockey players to describe a shot that goes into the net and gets stuck between the netting and top back white bar.
Nichols walked in, picked the top corner on the Goalie and sniped it right into the Peanut Butter.
Bartley: Dude did you see Knoop get sniped high glove by Nichols?
Abbott: Oh yeah! He roofed it straight to the Peanut Butter!! I wish I could dangle and snipe like him..
Bartley: Dude did you see Knoop get sniped high glove by Nichols?
Abbott: Oh yeah! He roofed it straight to the Peanut Butter!! I wish I could dangle and snipe like him..
by Nicks1026 December 09, 2009