Patchouli

Patchouli is a foul smelling stench with strong overtones of mold and mildew. It has become popular with young, and sometimes successful, bohemian types. They often wear it to mask their success and to feel more grounded, as they smoke their American spirits and drink PBR. These days there's nothing cooler than smelling like you live in your parents moldy basement.

Why does it smell like a moldy dead guy in here?

Oh, that's just Nikky, she's wearing patchouli again.

by Barry Buckhorn October 15, 2014

patchouli

1) A plant that smells like a Grateful Dead concert.
2) Not a shower, contrary to San Franciso's public policy on hygiene.
3) Slang term for Filty Filthy Hippie

"No hipppie, that's a bad hippie. Patchouli is not a shower!"

by fnordmotorco August 12, 2005

patchouli

A fragrance that is best when blended with other scents, not as a cover for a personality. Below is a joke I came up with when this hippie yelled a lot of random statements and then left the room. Anyone is free to repeat this joke.

"What a waste of patchouli."

by Brandon L. July 16, 2008

Patchouli

The sound one makes after vomiting, and trying to spit out the last bit, out of your mouth. Often caused from the actual patchouli smell.

I could here Joe finish throwing up, and let out the last patchouli of spit when he finished.

by bicyclejohn June 28, 2010

patchouli

An amulet of vaginal fluids worn in a flask around the neck.

"I finally convinced Orit to give me a patchouli last night."

by NewR2D2 August 7, 2012

patchouli

Also known as hippie piss or hippy piss.

Steve said that some patchouli-wearing, dirty surf-hippie smelled like hippie piss.

by Paul D. Key July 29, 2006

Patchouli

A perfume from the 70's and 80's that cover up the smell of drugs on them.

Dude can I borrow some of your patchouli,please my mom will kill me!!!!!!

by xXDONALDTRUMPXx June 28, 2016