patatoes

Also known as potatoes (mostly by intelligent people), these are a poo-colored food.

Kid with 11 toes: "Patatoes: The worlds greatest food!"

Kid with 10 toes, holding a sandwich: "Holy shit ya dumb fucker"

by Noodly appendage August 27, 2006

Patato

Street slang for silencer of a gun.
Silencers are also referred to as corks.

"Ay man you got a patato"
"yee man i got it for 200"

by suor November 24, 2017

patato sex

When you shove your entire hand with a patato strapped to your wrist and pushing it all the way up some ones asshole. (People do this usually because they are fucking freaks)

"AHHHHH THAT PATATO IS SO BIG. I LOVE PATATO SEX"

by Thiccer_dicker May 24, 2017

Patato scollop

the act of eating a patato, covered in batter and flatterned out.

Yesterday I ate a patato scollop

by Jayyden June 9, 2009

Couch Patato

A lazy person who sits on a couch and be lazy all day

Dont be such a couch patato

by Couch patato666 May 9, 2023

mouse patato

A slacker who sits around looking at porn all day on the computer. Similar to couch patato.

Ted sat around all day being a mouse patato till his wang had blisters.

by slick550 October 24, 2007

Patato Mike

A confident young student at Alton college

James: Hey Patato Mike

Mike: hey James

James: Lovin the skinny jeans and ugg boots

Mike: Y thank you james

by Canadian_Koala January 28, 2010