A.S.A.P.

As Soon as possable

I want you in bed ASAP

by Ty C. November 19, 2003

𝘀 𝗮 𝗽 𝗻 𝘂 𝗽 𝘂 𝗮 𝘀

Turn your phone around

Please 𝘀 𝗮 𝗽 𝗻 𝘂 𝗽 𝘂 𝗮 𝘀

by Igorisgay March 5, 2020

A.S.A.P.

There are two many things that ASAP can stand for...
As Stupid As Possible
As Sexy As Possible
As Suckish As Possible
As Soon As Possible

Dude u are A.S.A.P.

WHOA THAT GIRL IS A.S.A.P.!

U r just A.S.A.P.

Call me A.S.A.P.

by Longbuckcwee April 25, 2009

A-S-A-P-T-S-D

A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.

VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”

Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”

by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 29, 2019

A.T.M.A.S.A.P

A.T.M.A.S.A.P Means Answer This Mail As Soon As Possible u can use it in mails and on MSN cause you can change mail to messeage

Mail: So how are you
Hugs from Mary
A.T.M.A.S.A.P

by Kristoffer R Nilsen June 23, 2007

A.S.A.P.

AS STONED AS POSSIBLE

Uh, I have to go to this lame thing later, i'm about to get A.S.A.P.

by skitstow February 5, 2010

A.S.A.P.

Always Say A Prayer

by farks_me September 18, 2003