Osterize

Osterize, (verb) an event in which a participant's head is implanted between a couch/bed cushion after strenuous sexual intercourse. This is usually performed from a doggy style position; however, it is possible to perform an inverted osterize utilizing a missionary position. The term osterize became popular circa 2006 and originated from the ostrich-like features of the recipient after being osterized.

Ostriker, (noun) an individual who osterizes.

Ostrikee, (noun) an individual who is osterized.

Joe osterized Jane leaving her head wedged in the couch and legs in the air. Joe is an ostriker.

by The Original Ostriker May 15, 2007

osterizer

a person who is such a baller, can drop 69 on the bball court, such a steeze, beastly

Paula was crusin' down the street and saw an Osterizer, she was jealous and is now a wanna be Osterizer.

by pbizwitch September 29, 2009

ostercized

When one is shunned, spoken ill of and otherwise ripped to shreds for reasons real or imagined. This phenomenon is seen in business, social groups and educational institutes.

Although the most effective leader their organization had ever had, she was ostercized when she disagreed with the new manager.

by Dawgmum November 21, 2010

oystered

To be sneakily poked with a persons extended moist tongue.

While partaking in a netflix and chill sesh, my boyfriend oystered me.

by heiney89 February 15, 2017