Oxy-Moron

That's the first time that never happened again!

My friend walks into the room and makes a statement about something completely obvious. I respond with total excitement.. "I know that's the first time that never happened again!" After a few seconds of thought, he looks at me and just shakes his head saying you are such an Oxy-Moron.

by Tom Stillin March 15, 2019

oxy moron

Conflicting words put together

Living dead
peace force
new classic
airline food
Fast ford im from auz. a holden lover at heart

by Patrio7 May 10, 2005

oxy moron

microsoft works

by microshit July 18, 2003

oxy moron

Two words that mean the opposite.

Jumbo shrimp, bush and peace etc.

by <<<funyone>>> May 13, 2005

oxy moron

Any person who uses Oxy brand acne cleansing products. Made popular by a Clearasil commercial in the early 1990's.

Don't be an Oxy MORON...try our new and improved Clearasil pads!

by Ed Rogers June 17, 2004

oxy moron

Someone who does stupid things because of their Oxycontin addiction.

Joey wouldn't have tried robbing that liquor store with a plastic fork if he wasn't such a damn oxy moron.

by therealpaulwithap July 1, 2009

oxy moron

compassionate conservative

Goerge "Warmonger" Bush

by michael hardin December 15, 2003