A satanic game from parker bros.
Allows you to communicate with the dead.
The only dead people you can communicate with are the ones who were bat shit crazy and died in nut houses.
So thats why they make no sense.
The two pictures in the bottom corners allow the "spirits" to take over your body.
If one person plays it by themselves, they can become "possessed" by the EEVVIILLL spirits!!!
Allows you to communicate with the dead.
The only dead people you can communicate with are the ones who were bat shit crazy and died in nut houses.
So thats why they make no sense.
The two pictures in the bottom corners allow the "spirits" to take over your body.
If one person plays it by themselves, they can become "possessed" by the EEVVIILLL spirits!!!
by Splenda, Jelly Donut February 16, 2008
Get the Ouija Boardmug. dangerous. It allows bad spirits to communicate with you and invited them into your home in order to do it. So if you want your home haunted with evil spirits or demons. go ahead! If you want to ever sell your house and/or be able to sleep at night. dont.
Phool: Yeah man I'v got this Ouija board! lets have a game!
Phil: No thanks, thats for idiots.
Phool: Spoil sport
Phil: Bye
Evil Spirit: I'm going to kill you in 5...4...3...2...1...
Phil: No thanks, thats for idiots.
Phool: Spoil sport
Phil: Bye
Evil Spirit: I'm going to kill you in 5...4...3...2...1...
by Sally-Bob March 31, 2005
Get the Ouija boardmug. by life is disturbing September 25, 2005
Get the Ouija boardmug. wanna have some fun? just go buy a ouija board and play with your friends! if one of y'all get possessed don't be scared. That's y'all fault right there
Wanna have some fun? just go buy a ouija board and play with your friends! if one of y'all get possessed don't be scared. That's y'all fault right there
by FadedZame March 20, 2022
Get the ouija boardmug. Stay the hell away from that satanic game, the game consists of putting the tips of your fingers of both hands on the base, the eye of the piece moves around without you doing it. The piece will spell out certain things, that you ask.
I used to think it was an innocent toy capable of causing no harm. I played this game whenever I was 7 years old, when one day my nose started to bleed very VERY profusely as I was playing it, I knew after that time that that game was not a toy.
No this wasnt coincidence, I never had that bad of a nosebleed up until that point of time and only 5 times afterward which were very minute (Im 17 now, by the way)
This crap opens a gateway/
I used to think it was an innocent toy capable of causing no harm. I played this game whenever I was 7 years old, when one day my nose started to bleed very VERY profusely as I was playing it, I knew after that time that that game was not a toy.
No this wasnt coincidence, I never had that bad of a nosebleed up until that point of time and only 5 times afterward which were very minute (Im 17 now, by the way)
This crap opens a gateway/
If you're a Christian like me or had a previous experience, I hope you'll have enough sense to stay away from this.
by Not Zane August 17, 2004
Get the Ouija Boardmug. creepy "game" whether it works or not is not the true debate but if you do find it to work for you also notice the fact that they can lie to you once... they can lie to you every other time too. The "spirits" aren't grounded to certain rules of their own. It's recommended to keep your eyes shut during it, do not say anything that could imply an answer and such and don't count on it giving your future and dont let it pick your future either...the verge of breaking up.
The ouija board said multiple times (all separate days) that I would marry the guy Im with and when we were in an argument I asked again if whom was said before was really the person i was meant to be with and it said it was sure multiple times and we are now on the verge of breaking up.
by n0na July 1, 2006
Get the ouija boardmug. straight up hippie bullcrap that'll get your ass infected by satan or one of his demons in no time flat
not the other evil parker brothers game
MONOPOLY which is anti-free-market and is all about greed
not the other evil parker brothers game
MONOPOLY which is anti-free-market and is all about greed
by Ren Hoek II September 8, 2004
Get the Ouija boardmug.