Obolonggungguane

A Obolonggungguane is the most Oblong of all guane's

That Oblong is a Obolonggungguane

by Kaassous December 14, 2022

Oolong

The pig from Dragonball-Z

"Hey Oolong, come taste my balls!"

by The Enis March 23, 2005

oolong

long schlong

nice oolong

by pillyreal April 27, 2021

Oolong

God of the rabbit world.

All dead rabbits sleep with Oolong.

by WE_DELIVER March 21, 2005

Oolong

A gay man that chats in a chatroom and likes to have sex in a lion costume.

<Oolong> if i got a pet i would get a mute fat guy
<Oolong> a hairy one

by Tenchi147 October 19, 2003

Oolong

The nastiest RSX owner ever. The power of dreams. Usually a very very very goodlooking straight gentleman that has great taste in women. He has a crazy side to him but only shows it infront of true friends. Has great style, is hilarious, amazing, caring, sweet and will make you smile. You will always have a good time with an Oolong, so if you got a friend named Oolong count yourself one of the luckiest people in the world!

I know this guy everyone calls him Oolong but I dont know his real name

by mrniceguy420 March 30, 2021

oolong

When your partner wakes up in the middle of the night, catches a glimpse of your junk, and gasps “oo long!" And then proceeds to arouse and initiate sex with your sleeping body.

Homie # 1: Yo braddah! I hooked up with a witch last night!
Homie # 2: Whaaa...she hex you or sumthin'?
Homie # 1: Nahhh...she oolonged me! I woke up nuttin' on her face!
Homie # 2: You lucky bastard...

by jhāna June 2, 2025