osmosis drunk

The act of feeling intoxicated whilst completely sober due to being surrounded by other intoxicated people.

"You're stumbling a lot. How much did you drink?"
"I didn't. I'm just osmosis drunk right now."

by bassslides February 11, 2014

Pillow Osmosis

A common effect when one goes into deep sleep. The concentration of intelligence across the membrane of your head to the pillow is very differential. Many times when your body is rested enough part of your brain diffuses into the pillow, because of the low intelligence gradient. This can result in a number of effects: often times the victim of pillow osmosis sleeps through their alarms, cannot wakeup, and only recovers until about 5 p.m the next day. To reverse the effects of Pillow Osmosis one can use a vacuum to suck the consciousness back into into the person. Violent beatings with a baseball bat, castration, and a curb stomp by Optimus Prime might bring the person back as well, these although will most often result in severe brain/bodily damage or death.

Billy: Wow Call the doctor Tom hasn't woke yet, and it's already five.

(five minuets later)

Doctor: It looks like Tom's brain has gone through pillow osmosis. There is only one thing I can do.....
Call in Optimus!

by praytobestrongermen June 12, 2011

Omisha

The greatest person you as a person will ever meet. She loves music and can not live her life without it. She is awesome, kind and is a great singer!

Tyrel: "Hey, you free tonight"
Ashley: "sorry, going to watch Omisha sing"
Tyrel: " wow, You are so lucky"
Ashley: "IKR"

by Sheri1370 November 4, 2012

Reverse osmosis

When someone washes their hands prior to shitting but not following

Unfortunately I walked into the bathroom of the restaurant and caught the chef pull a reverse osmosis- apparently he didn't want to get my dinner on his asshole but had no problem with the contrary.

by Janet Fupa August 21, 2013

Cock Blocking by Omission (CBO)

(verb) the act of blocking one's cock by not introducing him to hot female friends

"My cousin is totally CBO-ing me by not introducing me to her hot soccer friends."
"Oh man...she CBO-ed you real bad."

--Cock Blocking by Omission (CBO)

by Barrett, Jack January 22, 2009

Osminitis

When one watches too many episodes of Operation Osmin.
Symptoms include involuntary screaming, proclivity to do pushups, involuntary penis growth an increased sexual stamina. The symptoms can also be brought on by a 30 day diet of fish, salad and water.

Person #1 - "Dude, I thought you didn't even have the courage to ask her out?
Person #2 - Yeah, but my Osminitis kicked in and I've nailed her three times this week."

Person #1 - "I thought you were going to lose that fight."
Person #2 - "I thought so too but then my Osminitis kicked in and I finished him off quickly."

by Dr. Doody December 26, 2011

ormiston sudbury academy

a poverty school that can’t afford anything eg. prom and equipment so they get students to pay for it . It has the slaggest girls and the ugliest boys apart. Everyone thinks there hard when their not and ormiston act like they care about mental health and bullying but they really don’t give a shit

person 1: ormiston sudbury academy is so shit i feel embarrassed for anyone who goes there
person who goes there: innit i could never imagine going to that shit hole

by broski234 February 4, 2020