Oriented aroace

A person who feels neither sexual nor romantic attraction to anybody - and is therefore aromantic asexual, or 'aroace' - but experiences an attraction which is strong enough to be recognized as an orientation.
There could be, for example, straight, bi, or gay aroaces.

A: "I... think I like you."
B: "Huh? I thought you were aromantic asexual?"
A:"Sure! But that doesn't mean I'm not attracted to people in any way... I'm an oriented aroace, and I think I have a squish (aromantic asexual crush) on you."

by Fried Jam May 15, 2019

Ormes Express

The expression given to leaving the office at an unusually early time - more often than not on a Friday but trips can also be made on other working days of the week. Journeys are single and leave the office from platform 100. Please note that the service is not available during traditional rush hour times.

"what time are you leaving the office today?"

"I'm not hanging around, I'm catching the Ormes Express."

by Liverpool Street February 1, 2008

ormea

(Orm-yay)
Only Real Men Eat Ass
normally in response to DYEA

(D-yay)
(Do you eat ass)

Grandma: DYEA?
Bruce Willis: of course ORMEA

by Ormea May 30, 2016

Mental Mental Chicken Oriental

Describes a situation that is out of control or crazy or an object which is eccentric or brightly colored or designed.

This whole situation involving Rachel is Mental Mental Chicken Oriental!
Or
Jake's new hoody is bright pink with orange polka dots, its Mental Mental Chicken Oriental!

by Mackofjuly January 27, 2013

Oriental Planner

A person who makes plans for a group then backs out of the plans they made.

Dan: Did you hear that Jessica is not going to the holiday party on Saturday?
Mary: Didn’t she set it up?
Dan: Yea, she’s an Oriental Planner.

by Dan Dan Noodles N. November 23, 2009

oriental tug

The art of masturbation by yourself or a friend, with the usage of chopsticks.

I was in the local chinese restaurant and my girlfriend gave me an oriental tug under the table.

by Chocolate Booty Man December 17, 2011

orientated

The illiterate way to say "oriented." While technically a word, you sound like a moron when you say it.

Annoying used car huckster in Phoenix, heard recently on the radio: "We're customer orientated..."

by workinglate February 8, 2007