Orion

A guy who is sexy and looks like a doll. His face can break world records for turning so fucking red. He's not that smart and he can be a dick at times. He will break your heart in different kind of ways. He's so sexy all his girlfriend wants to do with him is fuck his sexy lookin ass

Girl: holy shit, who dat?! xD
Ugly girl: That's Orion ;))
Girl: Damn he's red
Ugly girl: no shit sherlock, he be looking like a tomato xD

by Dinna292829 May 7, 2018

Orion

Noun. Humoroso, mysterioso, or charmant.

Verb. To have a volley-ball for a head.

Verb. (2) To be a bootylicious Beyoncé of a Man who makes women of all tastes tire of BeyBey in favor of this BéBé, comprenez-vous? ;)👅👅👅👅👅

Aftertake: See that man over there? VERY 🔥ORION🔥! 😍😍🥰🥰😘😍

Anywhere else: WHERE ON GOD’S 🌎🌍🌏IS 🔥ORION🔥? 👀Huh? Tell me THAT? 👀.....🥵😡😡😡🥵CallMeYouHaveMy###😔😔😣😣😩😩😩😫😫😫😩😭😭😭

by Sue Denim March 21, 2019

Orion

Orion is one character. Orion is a complete gamer dude and mad lad. He has at least one girl best friend and a really close guys friends and they probably call there group something with trio in it. Orion is a really strong guy, physically and mentally. He sometimes has trouble with his parents but you’ll always find I’m having a blast and making everyone laugh. The Orion in my life is a life changer.

i love you bro

Orion is one cool dude I’m glad he’s my guy bestie <3.

by Djior December 7, 2020

Orion

Orion is the guy you sat next to in seventh grade science and had a huge crush on. He claimed he was gay, but then told you he used to like you, then started liking you again. You guys had a thing for months and he made you feel like the most special girl in the world. Made you feel important and loved. Then, he started leaving your messages on read and totally forgot about you, breaking your heart, only to still be sad about it a year later. You don't blame him, but you Blame yourself. Your feelings for him are just as strong as they were a year ago. You miss him like crazy and would do most anything to be able to see and talk to him.

"Yo girl, what happened with you and Orion?"
"I have no clue, he stopped talking to me. I think he's dead."

by Nadinesux August 4, 2018

Orion

A green species on Star Trek and object of many fanboy erections due to the species' culture of selling their animalistic females as slaves. The later incarnation of Orions on Star Trek: Enterprise tried to make the species PC by claiming the males were slaves, and they failed miserably.

"Did you see that Kirk was banging an Orion chick in the new Star Trek movie?"

"Total fan service."

by Geekaphile June 3, 2013

Orion

1) Someone who seems to be attracted to living in the middle of nowhere.

2) An addiction to photoediting.

3) Act of hating the sun.

1) "I lived in Bickleton (see definition) for about 7 years. Now I'm about to head off to Pullman."

2) "You've been photoediting for the past 36 hours straight. Could you maybe take a break now? Geez."
"I can't help it; I have an Orion."

3) "Why is that guy standing in the shade when it's so nice here on the sidewalk, in the beautiful, glorious sunlight?"
"I don't know...He must be Orion-ing."

by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009

Orion

A character in the game “brawlhalla” whoever uses this legend should commit suicide because they thrive in their mothers basement and waste their life on video games

I knew that playing orion was the quickest way to show you that im gay bro
No problem bro me too i use ulgrim 😉

by Islandboy69 November 26, 2021