Online Friends

Always there when you need them, kind in any way, if you have a problem in real life you can talk to them, they always know what's best, they know what you want to do, they will always be your best friend they'll never betray you day or night; and the best part is that everyone is lucky to have a online friend.

i'm so lucky i have onlnie friends.

Jewl Jason Amber and Lucas are my best online friends i could ever have.

Online Friends by jerome_ January 20, 2018

Online Friends

people you’d rather be with in real life

I really wish my online friends were my irls

Online Friends by Glarbsttentenford November 20, 2021

online friends

polu+jas
even doe we are continents apart
and time zones apart
but we still make the time
and hopefully one day we will meet

omg look its the online friends polu and jas

online friends by fuckvalorant March 14, 2022

Temporary online friendlessness 

What happens on your favorite internet forum or chat group right about 3pm in the afternoon. All the sudden you notice everyone is gone and you are all alone. Then you realize why. It's time for everyone to spend the last two hours of the workday actually producing something to justify their continued existence as an employee. Occurs for stay at home parents too, it's the point where they realize they better clean the house and throw in a load of close to justify their continued existence as a non-employee.

Adapted for the preteen and teen set: What happens around 10pm when all your friends had to get offline so their parents will think they are actually going to bed and to sleep, resolves in about an hour.

"Holy crap, there were 10 people here a second ago, where'd they all go? Oh, it's 3pm already. Man this day went by fast. I hate temporary online friendlessness. I guess I had better get some work done before I go home."

Jack: I know what you mean.
Angelica: I
Jack: What?
Jack: Where'd you go?
Jack: Oh, it's 10pm, I'm going to get something and be right back, come back when your parents think you are in bed.
Jack: I am not deterred by temporary online friendlessness.

Temporary online friendlessness by Harmony08 December 8, 2010

online friends with benefits 

The practice of adding people to ones profile purely to excel in your online Facebook games at a faster rate.

Terri - Wow, Dave sure does have a lot of Facebook friends...he must be so popular!

Graham - Nah, he just has alot of online friends with benefits!

online friends with benefits by shmowser June 24, 2011