wooden onesie

a term originated from Ireland used to define a coffin

"me mum's prettier than you and she's sleepin in a bleedin wooden onesie"

by BOOPER-FUCKIN-DOOPER June 2, 2018

onesies

One piece long underwear, generally worn by infants and toddlers. Plural of onesie.

I have a drawer full of onesies from when I was five years old.

by phreek123 December 9, 2008

Wooden onesie

A wooden onesie is a coffin.

“You fucked my sister?! I’ll put you in a god damn Wooden onesie you foreskin chomping thundercunt!!”

by Cloddyboi March 21, 2020

Oneties

The name of the decade from 2010 to 2019. We've had the noughties, and after 2020 we will have the twenties, so this has to be the most logical name for the one between.

Man: I've had some fun during the noughties!
Other Man: Yes, just think what fun we could have during the oneties!

by Little Computer Nerd December 8, 2009

Whipping out a onesie

The act of whipping it out, and cumming in one stroke.

Craig: "Dude WTF are you doing?"
Anthony: "GET OUT OF HERE! I'M WHIPPING OUT A ONESIE!"
Craig: *Walks away*

by Lambful August 31, 2018

oneie

a oneie is basically a one hit bong

i wanna go smoke some weed with my oneie

by Elliott Smith September 10, 2006

Onesie

Warm terry-cloth awesomeness shaped like different characters.

"If your onesie doesnt have a butt flap, you're gonna have a two-sie"

by ElizabethDrake June 3, 2018