one-legged kangaroo

Sexual position originated in Brazil.

Here's how to do the "canguru perneta"

1- The couple should stand and with their bodies glued to each other

2- It is important that one of the two stays against the wall, to avoid falls

3 - The woman lifts one leg around her partner, facing him.

4 - The man holds the woman by one of her thighs while she supports only one foot on the floor (hence the name one-legged 'perneta')

A curiosity: the term kangaroo exists because the partner needs to jump, if she is smallerer than the man, allowing the pace of the transaction and the sensation of penetration.

A sexual position that can not be left out in your list of positions: the one-legged kangaroo.

by BrazilianNuts May 20, 2018

One legged wombat

Using a womans prosthetic leg to beat her with it.

That handicapable womans breath smelled like hot garbage and she was up in my face, so I gave her some breath mints with a side of one legged wombat.

by Colin moecain February 4, 2008

one-legged snowman

golf term for shooting a 9 on one hole (similar to an 8, commonly referred to as a snowman.)

I was having a great round through 16, until I double-bogeyed 17, and then closed with a one-legged snowman on 18.

by golf_junkie August 12, 2008

one legged duck

1. Phrase used to describe some fucked up shit.

2. Also can be used to describe something impossible

It ain't gonna happen. It's like telling a one legged duck to swim straight

by PTM May 18, 2006

One legged Russian vacuum

A sex position where after ejactualtion the man holds the women's leg up above his shoulder and inserts his member while the girl is forced to like the semen off the ground.

The Rock totally one legged Russian vacuumed Summer Rae

by Poopballz42069 May 8, 2016

one-legged pirate

The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate.

Bro, she made me nervous so i gizzed in her eye & gave her a one-legged pirate.

by Alita24 December 5, 2007

one legged squat

a rare and exotic bird that is red and green, has one leg and squats frequently, akin to the snype

the one legged squat is eating the cookie.

by luff006 January 19, 2011