Oden

my grandma. the best grandma. the worst grandma. this is him. probably somewhere meowing in agony.

person a: "YO! IS THAT ODEN?"

person b: "HEY! IT IS, OVER HERE GRANDMA O. GIVE US YOUR MAGIC CANDIES!

grandma o: "meow"

by embersfae April 14, 2023

Oden

American unit of measurement approximating around 17 inches.

Stromile: There’s no way I could throw it from short to first. That has to be 90 feet.
Zach: Stro, that’s only 63.5 odens. Believe in yourself.

Stro: I don’t think I could handle one Oden, let alone 63.5 of them. I’m going to be sore tomorrow.

by Trout>Mahomes February 28, 2023

Oden

A fucking badass name especially if the name holder is a fucking ginger

Oden is a fucking Despacito

by 3dgy801 November 10, 2018

oden

a prefix that may be used in front of any noun, adjective, or verb. used liberally in any sentence. in honor of the great bob odenkirk

omg odenbesties i am soooo odentired after my long odenday at work

by ODENanonymous March 23, 2021

The Oden

An act made famous by the Norse god Odin also known as Oden Viking Warrior--the supreme god and creator in Norse mythology. In this inhumane act, a person goes back door on a fellow female comrade. Right before the bestower is about to extract seminal fluid into the unsuspecting victim, he chops the female receptacle's head off causing her anal cavity to tighten, giving much pleasure to the person performing the act.

If The Oden is just a myth, then maybe i dont want to be living in this boring world.

by Old Norse Õthinn November 6, 2006

Odenate

To fail triumphantly in wake of great potential.

I studied for my exam for 5 hours, but still odenated it.

I accidentally spit in my hot girlfriends mouth, and unfortunately odenated our relationship.

Greg Oden returned to the court for 2 minutes before odenating himself once again.

by Archer503 May 22, 2011

Odenized

to express control and composure by suppressing one's emotions

The point guard odenized himself before calmly sinking the game-winner.

by Odenized August 4, 2008