OBOT

One who blindly supports the policies of President Barrack Obama.

The millions of glassey eyed Obama supporters called OBOTS who walk the earth chanting "Yes We Can"!

by Poorme July 16, 2009

obatarian

Generally believed to be a portmanteau of "oba", Japanese for middle-aged woman, and "batarian", from "Battalion", the Japanese title for the film "Return of the Living Dead". Japanese obatarian behave in a manner not unlike flesh-eating zombies. The obatarian is selfish and unwilling to abide by or is oblivious of socially acceptable behavior. A typical obatarian is short, stout, wears a perm, and is dressed unfashionably (house slippers optional); she will elbow her way through crowds, refuses to wait in line, run for empty bus/train seats, is loud and loves sales. Some academics believe that the propensity for young Japanese women to transform into obatarian is the cause of Japan's declining birth rate.

A 66-year-old obatarian was arrested for assaulting a high school student who was occupying a priority seat on the bus.

by Nictos July 10, 2010

Obatsunami

As massive tsunami caused whenever babooy jumps into a body of water.

Babooy jumped into the pool yesterday and caused on obatsunami

by Gmoney0817 January 1, 2019

obeats

A term describing a song (usually electronic dance music) that has a really phat pumping beat.

A hybrid of "fat beats", where fat becomes obese. So obese + beats = obeats.

"This electro song has a really deep bass rhythm. I just can't help but dance to this!"

"Yeah, shit's obeats."

by penterz March 15, 2010

obfatscation

The technique of taking a picture in such a way as to obfuscate the fatness of the subject

She looked hot in her Myspace picture, but it was total obfatscation

by Tiiim October 18, 2008

obatarian

The pejorative obatarian is a pun between the Japanese word "obasan" (or old lady) and the English word "battalion".

The implication is that she is as polite and patient as a battalion of soldiers. Also, to a Japanese the term sounds like the name of an Anime superhero, whose energy the old hag possesses.

The previous definition was obviously written by someone whose knowledge of Japanese is limited to the word sushi. It's entirely wrong. And it's not true all Japanese words begin with a wovel. How about sushi?

True obatarians always enter a train running as fast as they can, trying to catch a free seat before the others.

by Urashima Taro January 8, 2006

Obotomapologist

A defender of President Barack Obama, especially from flaky criticisms. The word combines three common pejoratives used to attack such persons: obot, obamaton, and obamapologist. Should be used with sarcasm.

"Even Grist has noticed Obama's achievement on CAFE standards, but I am an obotomapologist for defending his record on transportation policy? Right, I see how that works."

by Osborne Ink December 31, 2011