Oatmeal

1) Describes a person as being soft or mushy like oatmeal.
2) Describes a person who is being a slack or useless.

Billy: Hey Larry is John done getting ready yet?
Larry: Nah man he's doing the oatmeals.
John: Hey Larry is John coming out tonight?
Larry: Nah man he's being an oatmeal.

by Larry Johnson Billiam December 5, 2017

Oatmeal

Ass

Damn that girl is thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal

by Youze a lame February 1, 2018

Oatmeal

Wait what the fuck is oatmeal

Gary: Hey Jim can I have oatmeal
Jim: Have oat what
Gary: Some oatmeal
Jim: Wait what the fuck is oatmeal

by NotRawNuggetz September 5, 2019

Oatmeal

A shit compiled of nothing but nuts and bread.

mann yesterdays food baby just turned out to be a huge sack of oatmeal,

by Iheartoatmeal October 21, 2010

Oatmeal

Absolute perfection

John: Damn that movie was oatmeal

Dave: It really was!

by Yaxbala Kenny December 20, 2019

Oatmeal

Oatmeal means that you’re bored. Or something is plain. Oatmeal is NOT a food. Contrary to popular belief, in 2012 it was just a huge meme that you could eat oatmeal to not be bored. If you’re eating oatmeal, you’re probably eating hummus.

“Damn dude, I feel so oatmeal right now”
“Fr tho like there’s nothing to do. It’s so oatmeal here”

by See, I’m right June 15, 2019

Oatmeal

Synonym for dumbass, or dickhead, but can be used as a filler weird to describe someone you dislike or if someone did something unlikable/lame.

Yo, John just told me Africa was a country. He’s such an oatmeal.

by papashankfoot December 6, 2019