Oatmeal

A stupid fucking meal that your mom (lol) thinks you want to eat even though it looks like fucking baby barf, and then she gets all pissy when you don't eat it and says you don't like her cooking even though all she did to make this fucking hellspawn of a dish is pour hot fucking water in oats and call it breakfast FUCK YOU MOM.

"Sweetheart come eat your Oatmeal!"

"NO FUCK YOU MOM IM NOT EATING THAT BABY SHIT"
"OH I SEE SO YOU DONT LIKE MY COOKING I SEE"
*cocks Knight MK-85*

by I HATEOATMEAL October 2, 2021

Oatmeal

Ass

Damn that girl is thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal

by Youze a lame February 1, 2018

Oatmeal

Wait what the fuck is oatmeal

Gary: Hey Jim can I have oatmeal
Jim: Have oat what
Gary: Some oatmeal
Jim: Wait what the fuck is oatmeal

by NotRawNuggetz September 5, 2019

Oatmeal

A shit compiled of nothing but nuts and bread.

mann yesterdays food baby just turned out to be a huge sack of oatmeal,

by Iheartoatmeal October 21, 2010

Oatmeal

Absolute perfection

John: Damn that movie was oatmeal

Dave: It really was!

by Yaxbala Kenny December 20, 2019

Oatmeal

Fruit - made of seed bearing oats. Fruits contain seeds

Jack: Hey, what’s your favorite flavor of Oatmeal
Ethan: Fuck you, you know I only eat grains, not fruits

by Staac October 11, 2019

Oatmeal

Synonym for dumbass, or dickhead, but can be used as a filler weird to describe someone you dislike or if someone did something unlikable/lame.

Yo, John just told me Africa was a country. He’s such an oatmeal.

by papashankfoot December 6, 2019