oatmeal

The most orgasmic food in the world

it also helps you prevent getting diabetes!

"i just ate some oatmeal."

"My mouth just had an orgasm, because of the delicious instant oatmeal."

"my mom started to freak out and though i was getting diabetes, so to make her stop, i started eating oatmeal. after a week of oatmeal everyday i finally understood that oatmeal was the most amazing thing in the world."

oatmeal by Championhannahsaurusrex January 31, 2009

oatmeal

A codeword for sexual frustration.

I am so oatmeal right now.
I'm feeling oatmeal where's my porn
Are you oatmeal?

oatmeal by xXSpiritKeeperXx September 7, 2013

Oatmeal

Adjective: Boring as oatmeal, somthing that is dull or plain

English class was so oatmeal today!

Oatmeal by Herdwig December 28, 2005

Oatmeal

When somebody passes gas this word is exclaimed suddenly to let everybody know that you just "made oatmeal".

Oatmeal!,o come on Darryl not again!, Hey guys just wanted to let you know that I just made oatmeal. Call the Quakers because I just made a lot of oatmeal!

Oatmeal by theoatmealman November 13, 2011

Oatmeal

1) Describes a person as being soft or mushy like oatmeal.
2) Describes a person who is being a slack or useless.

Billy: Hey Larry is John done getting ready yet?
Larry: Nah man he's doing the oatmeals.
John: Hey Larry is John coming out tonight?
Larry: Nah man he's being an oatmeal.

Oatmeal by Larry Johnson Billiam December 5, 2017

Oatmeal

Ass

Damn that girl is thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal

Oatmeal by Youze a lame February 1, 2018

Oatmeal

A stupid fucking meal that your mom (lol) thinks you want to eat even though it looks like fucking baby barf, and then she gets all pissy when you don't eat it and says you don't like her cooking even though all she did to make this fucking hellspawn of a dish is pour hot fucking water in oats and call it breakfast FUCK YOU MOM.

"Sweetheart come eat your Oatmeal!"

"NO FUCK YOU MOM IM NOT EATING THAT BABY SHIT"
"OH I SEE SO YOU DONT LIKE MY COOKING I SEE"
*cocks Knight MK-85*

Oatmeal by I HATEOATMEAL October 2, 2021