ortega 

a mexican who constantly acts like they are better than anyone else and wears seemingly fancy clothing.often also acts like a loree

that kid is such an ass. what an ortega

ortega by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009

Ortega 

A usually gay surname, relating to old mexican traditions of poo farmers and toilet cleaners. Ortega is a surname of working and dirt. The new generation of Ortega can have money to spend on towels and hoovers but not a house.
NOT to be confused with Ortiger (A brazilian tree)

You are such an Ortega (You are gay)

Ortega by bcbadai April 22, 2018

ortega style 

Ortega Style: used during a competition, particularly a drinking game, when you want to change the rules arbitrarily to make someone drink another shot or cup of beer. The rules change needs no further explanation other than that you are playing Ortega Style.

Player 1 (rolls pigs): "Makin' Bacon. You drink!"

Player 2: No. You drink. Twice.

Player 1: "What?"

Player 2: "Ortega Style, baby."

ortega style by HeavyMetalConservative November 11, 2019

Ortega'd 

A one of a kind women, the kind you go to war for. Mommy Ortega is the modern day Athena, she is a goddess with titties that bounce like that chubby black kid at an urban air, and an ass sculpted by Michelangelo. The act of getting Ortega'd involves Jenna Ortega formulating before your eyes all oiled up (in canola oil for cooking purposes) and going to the proverbial "town". Even gay guys drop their pants to get pegged by "mommy".

"Yeah, it's time to get ortega'd (fucked in the ass)"

Ortega'd by Noah Cuthbertson February 28, 2024

The Brad Ortega 

A signature move when a male is lying on his back jerking himself off with his legs extended towards the ceiling and his ejaculate is captured into a glencairn by his male partner to provide tasting notes.

I can't wait to get home tonight to try The Brad Ortega with my mate because I have been eating brussel sprouts all day!

The Brad Ortega by BRabbit70 June 17, 2023

Jenna Ortega

The prettiest, most flawless female to exist on planet Earth.

'Jenna Ortega is the most beautiful actress Ive ever seen.'

Jenna Ortega by bendoverbbg April 17, 2023

Jenna Ortega

Jenna Ortega is honestly the most beautiful amazing drop dead gorgeous brilliant dazzling bewildering, appealing, delightful, elegant human to walk the planet inside and out she is just terrifyingly perfect

Person 1: Did you hear that Crumbo got married?

Person 2: Was it that "Jenna Ortega" girl?

Person 1: Of course

Jenna Ortega by Angry_Salad February 1, 2023