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op shop

A store with a peculiar odour created by the used clothing and household items within. Fabulous for unique fashion finds, or curiosities for the kitchen that are not to be found in your general retail outlet. Unfortunately, these treasures are few and far between, and can only be found by rummaging. Once a treasure is discovered, it boosts one’s endorphin levels, thus creating euphoria which can last for hours or days, depending on the perceived value of the find (and relative purchase price). Repeat discoveries of this nature will lead to the addiction of op shopping.
Girl #1: I love your shirt.
Girl #2: Isn’t it gorgeous? You know it’s Scanlan.
Girl #1: Serious?
Girl #2: You won’t believe this... but I found it at the op shop.... $7.50.
Girl #1: Oh. My. God. I am sick with envy.
by Grounds October 23, 2008
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OP strat

Over Powered Strategy. Any strategy that is extremely succesful is an OP strat
Giving head while twisting the dick is an OP strat
by NeverMild7 February 13, 2019
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Tele Op Spec

Tele Op Spec - Everybody, Signals, Infantry and even Civvies, knows that a Spec-Op (aka Special Telegraphist, Morse-Monkey, Tele-op spec) is what you call when your wife or lady needs some real good lovin' and your cold beer needs drinkin' whilst you are away on exercise or operational tour. Known in the Corps to be the best lovers and envied by all the handbags, tele mechs, techs, EDs and thick as fuck lineys
1) Hey Don, Hear you off to Ireland for a tour... Don't worry mate.. I'll keep an eye out to make sure your Mr's don't get Spec Op'd (Tele Op Spec'd) whilst your over there.

2) No point going to the NAAFI bar tonight lads.. The Tele Op Spec's have just finished shift... wasting our time with the WRACs with those fanny magnets knocking about.

3) Wish I could have made it in the Corps as a Spac Op (common slang term used for those that failed or never made Tele Op Spec)
by HRH Colonel in Chief February 1, 2014
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op shop

opportunity shop, also known as thrift shop... or goodwill. where you buy stuff people have donated to charity.
st vinnie's is an op shop, as is the salvo store.
by orgabulator June 6, 2004
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Co-op Stall

When there are two bathroom stalls, without a wall in-between them, so you can shit together. Done with cooperation.
Bro, We gotta go shit in a Co-op Stall together.

Co-op stalls are always fun.
by KrispyCheese September 5, 2021
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Op-Silon Male

An Op-Silon male is similar to the Alpha, Pi, Psi and Gigachad but better, on-par with the shrigma males. Even though his main concern is himself, this guy fucks and you know it, a real menace. Their morning routine usually consists of shit like (in this order) waking up at 4 A.M., jerking off with no hands, cumming into their mouth for the protein and testosterone boost, pissing, shitting, saying goodbye to whatever poor thing they fucked the soul out of the night before, getting out of bed, going to workout, make breakfast, then taking a shower in which they waffle stomp, and finally getting on with their day. These are the type of dudes that look like Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime, at 17, the guys that go on a 50 day adventure to fucking Cairo in the middle of a school year just to beat the shit out of a gay vampire. If these guys walked into their morning classes or job with a broadsword, covered in blood, wearing nothing but boxer briefs, a bandolier, and combat boots, no one would bat a fucking eyelid. If you left these guys alone in a room with Chuck Norris, Mr. Norris would fear for his life; even Goku couldn't win a fight against these male-types. Their placement in the social hierarchy/caste is non-existent, since they exist outside societal standards; they pay for their expenses with the knowledge that whoever they owe will not be dead tomorrow, and that's more than enough. Basically Hercules' male-type.
Dude #1 "Bro, I heard that the dude in our 9 AM philosophy class that walked in late, killed God THAT morning."
Dude #2 "And? That guy probably does that like every week, he's fucking awesome bro."
Dude #1 "What a fucking Op-Silon Male."
by Kek-O August 11, 2021
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O.P.S.J.

Its the abreviation for Over the Pants Squeeze Job. Or when a female gives the man a HJ over his shorts or underwear.
"Man where were you and Ashilie last night?"
"Oh I was at her house, getting an O.P.S.J.".
by Pus$AaYYEAta69 September 9, 2010
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