The “onosecond” is the second after you make a terrible mistake. The second when you realize what you just did and that there’s nothing you can do about it, the second when all the now-inevitable consequences flash through your mind. It is the second after you send a sexual text message to the wrong person, after you delete the wrong file, after you spill the secret that you thought they already knew. The “onosecond” is that stomach-dropping, breath-stopping moment when all you can do is say “oh, no”.
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1.Dave sent his girlfriend pictures of himself with another woman, by accident, regretting it an ohnosecond later.
2. I experienced an ohnosecond when i realised my head was stuck between the railings.
2. I experienced an ohnosecond when i realised my head was stuck between the railings.
by brianriot July 14, 2006
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That one moment when you realize you absolutely fucked up and there's no way back, that makes you go: Oh, no.
Dan: You look a bit shaken up, man. What's up?
Todd: I really fucked up today, man. I spilled coffee on my work laptop while working and lost a lot of data. I swear, that was the biggest onosecond I've ever had.
Todd: I really fucked up today, man. I spilled coffee on my work laptop while working and lost a lot of data. I swear, that was the biggest onosecond I've ever had.
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The onosecond is named "onosecond" because it refers to itself, that second that makes you say: "Oh, no."
The onosecond is named "onosecond" because it refers to itself, that second that makes you say: "Oh, no."
Person 1: "Did you remember to turn off the oven before you left the house?"
Person 2: "Oh, no."
Person 1: "That's an onosecond right there."
Person 2: "Oh, no."
Person 1: "That's an onosecond right there."
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Get the onosecond mug.the second after you realize you were tricked, played or being dumb and fell into a situation that makes you go 'OH-NO'.
named after the phrase 'oh no' as shown with the letters ono.
named after the phrase 'oh no' as shown with the letters ono.
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