oh my goodness gracious 

Another way of saying, "I wan't to have sex with that/you." This is typically used in tenor gifs and spammed all over Discord.

Oh my goodness gracious, that pear has a buttcrack, lemme stick my penis in it.

oh my goodness gracious by patrickmaker1142 July 10, 2021

Oh My Goodness, it's a potato 

An exclamation used when a potato is shown to a person who is very easily surprised and/or easily impressionable.

Oh my goodness, It's a potato! This is so intense, my bowels are contracting with this excitement.

Oh My Goodness, it's a potato by PSEUDONYAME December 11, 2010

oh my goodness gracious 

Being perplexed or amazed by something beautiful.

Boy: Oh my goodness gracious

Girl: thank you sm

oh my goodness gracious by Gangstergang2719 April 7, 2023

oh my goodness gracious 

A way of expressing amazement in an annoying way

"Oh my goodness gracious you are one annoying child!"

oh my goodness gracious by Anonymous Katherine February 6, 2018

oh my goodness me! 

When you are feeling wittily surprised at an unexpected piece of information!

"OH MY GOODNESS ME! I HAVE TO VISIT THE LOO! I ATE BAKED BEANS *SAYS CUTELY*"

oh my goodness me! by pinkpineappleomglmao May 23, 2024

oh my goodness valentine 

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.

man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine

oh my goodness valentine by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025

oh my gracious goodness 

It's the same as oh my goodness gracious but in an incorrect way.

Oh my gracious goodness! I didin't know you had a child!

oh my gracious goodness by Miss_Coconutte November 19, 2015