OBJ

standing for "objective", it typically closes a piece of text, often emphasizing finality and, in some cases, the objectivity.

Tim: you know, donald trump is a bad president
Tom: i guess
Tim: you guess? he has the lowest approval rating of any president in recent history
OBJ

by Galinial December 10, 2020

OBJ

when Roblox mobile noobs try to speak for their first time

noob 1: "yesterday i did a home to go home day yes OBJ"
noob 2: "yesyesyes OBJ"

by RRRILEY March 6, 2020

OBJ

Another name for getting a blowjob just a cooler way of saying it.

Dude, that chick totally gave OBJ last night

by CumCum69 March 11, 2009

OBJ

When a guy asks a girl to take a fat meaty shit on their chest before sex

“Hey babe do you wanna OBJ me?”

by Poopy J September 14, 2020

obj

Obligatory joke

in the usenet forum rec.humor posters who wished to talk about off topic information were required to add an obligatory joke. They prefaced this with the acronym OBJ.

I like oranges
OBJ: what do you call a man walking through the forest? Russell.

by Grumbleguts July 9, 2009

obj

Stands for outstanding blow job. Given to a man because it was well deserved. Usually because he has done something spectacular. Also given until the recipient has achieved an orgasm. If bj's are given as part of foreplay, they usually aren't completed. Obj's are necessary every now and then.

Girlfriend: you are super sexual today!!! How about an Obj?!
Boyfriend: what about you?

Girlfriend: no, I'm fine. Giving you an obj would complete my life.

Loucy loves giving her boyfriend an obj on the reg.

by louloukillinit June 9, 2012

Obj

The North American dialect of the word

"Scrungus"

Obj: Obj
Obj: Obj

by Goblin Kng August 12, 2019