Nuttastic

To bust a nut so good every girl wants it.

That dude is nuttastic in bed.

by Nuttastic man 15 January 4, 2010

Nuttalled

Pronounced noodled, it is anytime anything, whether it is living or an inanimate object, is made an ass of, is the the butt of a joke, or just generally fails to succeed at life. Also refers to the giver of a blumpkin or receiver of a cleveland steamer or a hot lunch. May also be anything who you in no way respek. Very similar to unwillingly receiving a golden shower.

After having been pantsed and penetrated by a mountain goat, the young boys friend shouted, "you've just been nuttalled."

by DukeU03 July 20, 2005

Chinese Nut Tap

The act of constricting a male's testicles with a rubber noose, and harshly slap it back and for that as if it was a punching bag.

Nic: Hey dude are you alright?
Michael: Yeah man my sister gave me a huge chinese nut tap last night.

by Gallant September 24, 2011

a nare nutta

Nare Nutta is a double negativve that means nothing

used by Baby Powder(played by Mike Epps) from the movie How High

Baby Oil: I swear you is a pimp powder I thought you were the one the Lord chose.
Baby Powder: If it hadda notta been for the Lord, I woulda notta hadda nare nutta bitch walk in my life
Baby Oil: A nare nutta
Baby Powder: A nare nutta
Baby Oil: I still dunno what that shit mean but I like how you say it.
Baby Powder: Nare nutta mean...dont have a nare, NUTTIN! outta there
Baby Oil: A nare nuttin outta there

by Wu-Tang Fob August 5, 2006

nut tap

A (sometimes playful) smacking of someone's (usually) clothed testicles.

The bitch walked a little too close to me so I gave him a wicked nut tap!

by TheFreek August 1, 2003

Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe

a chicken head who takes her job super serial

I thought she was a Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe; she really was an undercover cop.

by The Real Governor January 2, 2009

vanilla nut tap

Fictional confectionery offering at Dunkin' Donuts, used to trick your 'friend' into getting punched in the nuts. First widespread use noted in a 2016 SNL parody advertisement.

Friend 1: "Tell them what your favorite donut is -- the vanilla nut taps."

Friend 2: "Huh?"
Friend 1: punches friend 2 in the testicles "Vanilla nut taps!"

by Tofudebeast October 10, 2017