(1) I could murder a beer, I'm dry as a nun's cunt.
(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.
(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.
by bill smiff January 5, 2011
Get the dry as a nun's cuntmug. 
A term used to describe anything thats very tight, in a satirical manner, because nuns can't have sex, therefore there cunts would be tight. plus its fun to say, and it flows nice
by -_- _/(-_-)\_ November 8, 2020
Get the Tighter then a nun's cuntmug. Something that is extremely tight. Usually referring to nuts and bolts on a car.
Most commonly used in a mechanics garage and is the result of many skinned knuckles.
Most commonly used in a mechanics garage and is the result of many skinned knuckles.
by Paul Loose November 15, 2007
Get the Tighter than a Nuns cuntmug. 1 Cold to the point of being painful.
2 An object that cannot be made warm.
3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.
2 An object that cannot be made warm.
3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.
It felt colder than a Nun's Cunt.
by rnathenson October 9, 2009
Get the colder than a nun's cuntmug. by Willy Ryder February 10, 2021
Get the Nuns cuntmug.