"That fucking numpty couldn't lace his own boots right."
"Did you see that numpty trip his own claymore? Fuckin' blew his legs off!"
"Did you see that numpty trip his own claymore? Fuckin' blew his legs off!"
by ApeShapeDeity October 19, 2013
Noun: Numpty
Adjective: Numptious
Adverb: Numptiously
Verb: to Numpt........
Noun phrase: "the height of numptiousness!"
Adjective: Numptious
Adverb: Numptiously
Verb: to Numpt........
Noun phrase: "the height of numptiousness!"
Definition: Some-one who spends their time declining avant-garde vernacular into imaginary grammatical components.......
Yeah that means....... errr me!
Yeah that means....... errr me!
by Stu Pid February 09, 2004
by Frank Hughes December 12, 2003
A very small person much like the last in the series of russion nesting dolls. The small people tend to have long curly blond hair and suck there thumbs a little more than they should considering there at uni.
by Neal Hugedong April 29, 2008
the people who write things on here being incredibly offensive to homosexuals and 'Emo kids'. just for the record i am not either of these, yet i can see that what people are writing is out of order by a long shot! i think y'all should grow up and get a life...are you not human? do you not see that other people have feelings? shit you are all so prejudice and cruel!
by Melanne November 18, 2004
A "Numpty" is an individual who lacks common sense and is often seen doing idiotic acts which usually results in embarrassing themselves. A "Numpty" also lacks the capability to lie as they do not have the sufficient knowledge to conjure up a lie in the first place
John is such a numpty he couldn't even lie to get himself out of trouble.
Did you see that girl Linda? She bought dog food for a cat. What a fucking numpty!
Did you see that girl Linda? She bought dog food for a cat. What a fucking numpty!
by SpudFace69 May 07, 2017
Usually associated with members of the Engineering fraternity in their first year of employment.They originate from Louth and can be found driving clapped out BMWs.
by Gerry January 28, 2005