FUCK NUGGET

The little ball of dried spooge that's left on your pube's after sex the night before.

When Chris woke up the morning after his encounter with Armondo the pool boy, he found his pubic hair loaded with fuck nuggets.

by Jeff40 October 18, 2006

fuck nugget

a moronic, obnoxious jerk, (male or female) who is not worthy enough of being a full fuck-tard, yet still is a stupid fuck. just as half-pint is only half of a pint, a fucknugget is only partially human.; also, anyone who is only worth a nugget of your time.

"wow john, he's not even a full fledged asshole, t-bone's only a fuck nugget"

by Scaith November 14, 2007

Fuck Nugget

A Real Dumbass Bitch

Kelly: Have you seen that New kid in school ?
Lorenzo : Yeah I heard He's a Real Fuck Nugget!

by Integra96 November 9, 2010

Fuck Nugget

General insult, sounds funny but means nothing.

Shut up you Fuck Nugget!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodVigilante October 15, 2013

Fuck Nuggeted

(V.)Being beyond Drunk that you become stupid and do things you wouldn't normally do but before being unconcious or unaware of your actions.

(Adj) State of drunken Mind

I'm gonna sextext Tom, because I am fuck nuggeted!

by gingerbuzz February 14, 2010

Fuck Nugget

A small piece of poop that comes out of a man or womans ass while have an intense sex session.

Chase was railing Rita so hard a fuck nugget came out.

by stuartscotttseye April 6, 2011

Fuck nugget

A stupid person, typically doesn't know basic things like jokes or math

"Hey why did the chicken cross the road "
He wouldn't, he'd be locked up in the coop"
"OMG YOU'RE SUCH A FUCK NUGGET

by Ooftimus prime September 23, 2017