Nounce

Nounce: (British English) The possession of good cognitive ability.

The ability to problem solve.
The ability to form a plan and think on the move.

The football club’s new player isn’t just a journeyman, he’s got a bit of nounce about him.

by Benjamin Labrador August 23, 2023

Yell-nounce

To announce something by yelling it in an exaggerated manner. Often used in anime and manga for comedic purposes.

To yell-nounce

Yell-nouncing

yell-nounced.

Tamaki just yell-nounced that Haruhi is adorable.... again.

yell-nouncing his lecherous intents was a surfire way to get smacked upside the head. Lols all around.

by Di-sama March 30, 2011

Bald Nonce

A bald man at the end of your street who likes little kids

Ohh no it’s the bald nonce. Hide your kids.

by DanGlybles69 December 25, 2019

Noncestick

When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.

You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick

by NJRuler November 6, 2019

Ginger nonce

Stephen tries

Have you seen that ginger nonce new vid

Yeah Stephen tries

Ha gottem

by SUB2PEWDIEPIE SUB2WILLNE March 16, 2019

Dog Nonce

An individual who uses a dog for any of the following: 1) sexual contact, 2) fouling public places with faeces, 3) placing faeces where children play, 4) imposing their dog(s) onto members of the public, 4) causing noise nuisance.

Make sure your children play somewhere well away from paedophiles or dog nonces.

by topwise September 4, 2019

Nonce

British slang for pedophile

That guy in the van is a nonce

by Poo86 December 27, 2018