Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey

The most chill monkey in the primate family. This ape is not afraid to dap up his homies and crack a cold one with you on a nice summer night. They are found in China but are chill enough to pay half of the rent if you wanna move somewhere else with it.

Sadly their overwhelming coolness is not helping them. As of 2021, they are on the brink of extinction. with about 10,000 or less left in the wild.

Guy 1: Yo this is my main man Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey, *daps him up* he pays half rent with me.
Guy 2: Damn I want a friend like Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey!
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey: Yrrrr

by Bruhwhy22 April 11, 2021

Nosedicking

Wearing a face mask so low as to have your nose sticking out.

Look at that guy nosedicking his mask, he's going to get us all sick!

by Jwensink85 July 28, 2020

nosedive

a sudden and large decrease

My confidence took a nosedive when I found I had been lied to.

by The Return of Light Joker October 12, 2008

nick nolted

drinking and driving to deal with the bullshit

Rob- how was work yesterday?
Mike- terrible, I labored with three new guys that didnt know shit 'bout shit. I had to get Nick Nolted on the way home.

by Tony Oats December 20, 2006

Your contribution has been noted

A sarcastic phrase used after someone gives you their unwanted opinion or advice.

Debbie: "I think you should try being a bit more social with your workmates"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

Karla: "I like your dress, but that's not really your colour"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

by just like honey July 1, 2017

Noted

Another word for " Got that" or "I'll take it into account".

Person 1: You stink. You should take a shower.

Person 2: Noted.

by AshKetchumPoketraineer February 5, 2019

Noted, Thanks

Typical Charlie's expression to thank himself for nothing may be necessary to repress frustration to have a small dick or a single neurone lost in his empty head. Quality Manager Department is proud to remark this important and necessary answer

Charlie: NIL
Charlie...answer: "Noted, Thanks" now my ego is proud

NIL - NOTED, THANKS.... WTF bro switch on your brain!

by ( B ô B ) March 3, 2022