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Nassatall

A flat ass. Variation of "No ass at all".
Yo, bingo's wifey got a serious case of Nassatall.
by Boogaloo April 22, 2004
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nassatall

(n) A contraction for "no ass at all." Frequently used to describe women who are otherwise attractive or gainly.
I can't buy Levi's in my waist size because they are made for people with nassatall.
by nplastic January 28, 2004
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Noassatall

A disease/disorder that roughly the majority of white, Asian, and a lot of Hispanic women suffer from. Some black women also suffer from noassatall, though it's a very small(and disappointing portion of black women.

It's when a woman has no booty at all just pure flat cakes. Some women are tricky with their noassatall and can take pictures to try and make it look as if they have ass, when they thought.

Some other tricks include women wear leggings, super tight jeans, or booty shorts to try and make it look like they have big butts. This is called the leggings illusion, when it looks like she has an ass from afar, but you get close and notice that she suffers from noassatall.

Cures for noassatall include butt implants, but pads(Nicki Minaj'ing it), or eating until you ass gets fat and that's not a real booty, just nasty fat cottage cheese ass. If you don't have an ass, you just don't.
Becky thinks those leggings make her ass look big, but we all knows she has noassatall.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 13, 2011
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noassatall

No Ass At all. A run on word of slang or of southern speach.
She has a bad case of "noassatall"
by JP Williams February 27, 2005
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noassatall tablets

The medicine that a woman with a flat ass takes. No-ass-at-all.
I see that Paris Hilton is still taking her noassatall tablets.
by Kenneth Brown August 24, 2006
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Nassitall

When a girl has NO ASS AT ALL hence the name nassitall
TJ: that girl was HOTT!!
TREV: too bad she had a bad case of nassitall
by thup doodes April 30, 2004
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noasatal

Used when talkin to a bitch wit no or a little ass.
me-i see you're suffering from noasatal
bitch-what?
me-noasatal as in no ass at all you flat assed bitch
(smack)
by synonomus wit anon April 24, 2004
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