Noodles

For a guy named Jack Avery who has a head full of noodles

Jonah said, "Has anyone tried to eat Jack's noodles before?" Zach said,"Yeah I eat them for dinner!"

by Jackary Is REALLLL July 8, 2018

Noodles

Umm ice cream bro hoe

#noodles hoe

by Strizak November 22, 2019

Noodles

The worst name you could possibly give a child. If you ever do name your child "Noodles", you better keep that between you and god.

My son Noodles ate a bowl of ramen for the first time today.

by DipN'Drop (TLS) February 25, 2023

Noodles

Nickname of the guitarist in The Offspring (the BEST band of all time).
The oldest member of The Offspring.
He TOTALLY rules!!
We love you Noodles!!!

see Kevin Wasserman

by Rachael (the BIGGEST Offspring fan EVER) March 11, 2005

Noodles

Guitarist of the punk-rock band the Offspring whose real name is Kevin Wasserman, who was the janitor of Dexter Holland and Greg K's high school. Dexter Holland and Greg K invited him to join the band because he was over 21 and could get them alcohol.

Stupid Offspring Fangirl: OMG DEXTER HE'S SO HOT!
Me (real Offspring fan): What do you think of Noodles?
Stupid Offspring Fanirl: Who's that?

by Schuyler K February 12, 2009

noodles

two men rubbing limp dicks together

Watts and danny were playing noodles last night in their bedroom until it turned into a good ole fashion sword fight

by TearDrop February 7, 2004

Noodles

A nickname for someone whose body reminds you of pasta. Leg day is apparently not a priority.

"Aye yo Noodles!" Denise yelled at Efren emphasizing his lack of calf muscle.

by Blackcat2020 July 8, 2017