nonplimenting

the act of complementing followed by a crude or evil comment towards the person being complimented

A: Hey you look nice today
B: shuu
A: Actually you make me wanna vom
B: stop nonplimenting me

by Baggypoopoo June 5, 2010

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Jonpliment

Named after a very friendly sports coach. When someone gives you a compliment that is not intentionally creepy but seems to sound inappropriate or odd. If it is said by the wrong person (i.e. an older male/female in a authoritative position) the results can be horrendous.

In terms of a swimmer/diver

Jonpliment: "Hey, you looked good in the water today."

What they really mean: "You swam well today."

Sounds like: "You looked sexy today."

by M! December 9, 2008

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nonplimenting

the act of complementing followed by a crude or evil comment towards the person being complimented

A: Hey you look nice today
B: shuu
A: Actually you make me wanna vom
B: stop nonplimenting me

by Baggypoopoo June 5, 2010

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nompliment

A compliment given to someone who has prepared for you. Combination of nom (eating sound, usually pleasurable) with compliment.

That cheezburger was delicious! Please give my nompliments to the chef.

by enoramous August 20, 2011

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The polar opposite of a compliment, or the absence of a compliment where a compliment is needed.

Person 1: Hey, do what do you think of my new hair?
Person 2: ... You've got spinach in your teeth
Person 1: What a nompliment!

Careful... that guy is way harsh. For every compliment he gives you, you'll get 20 nompliments

by Crazy eyes November 1, 2013

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