Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome 

A condition that affects the female body.

After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.

I cannot sleep because of Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome. Me and my husband has sex 3 hours ago and I keep having to pee and wash but my vagina feels off.

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Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome by Rpt93 November 28, 2012

Nocturnal Enticement Specialist 

occupational title referring to (licensed *LPIN) sexually oriented business professionals that derive monies and/or compensation in exchange for erotic services, sexually arousing, enticing, exciting and/or stimulating another

Gentleman approached me in a bar, offered me a drink and introduced himself. He stated his name and that he was an attorney then inquired as to my profession. I chuckled aloud and informed him that we had a lot in common, that I was a Nocturnal Enticement Specialist and it appeared that we both screwed people for money.

Nocturnal Enticement Specialist by Maddison Knox December 9, 2008

Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome 

some weird fucking disease where you talk about and/or watch some weird porn in your sleep. Also called NAS for short (not to be confused with nas the rapper)

1: Dude i slept like 8 hours last night but i feel like exhausted, and there was some BDSM shit playing on my computer when i woke up. Im freaking out man i think my shit was laced or something
2: Dude have you been checked out for Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome by your physician, because those are all the red flags for NAS.
1: Fuck guys!

Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome by hanquilius Davis September 10, 2018

Nocturnal Disconnected and Sensless Activities (NDSA) 

action to do anything at night impulsively like tattooing yourself, get lost on YouTube, get a manicure at 3am, shave your brows, cut your hair

Clementine is doing a manicure at 3am, she is in crisis of Nocturnal Disconnected and sensless activities (NDSA)

Nocturnal Disconnected and Sensless Activities (NDSA) by QueenNeptune December 11, 2018

Nocturnal Weiner Party 

A late night snack consisting of hot dogs cooked on a George Foreman grill.

When I got to the kitchen this morning, I was annoyed to find a mess from Brian's nocturnal weiner party.

Nocturnal Weiner Party by Ann_Hedonia May 10, 2008

nocturnal flatulence 

The act of releasing gas, farting, during sleep. sleep induced farting.

My girlfriend had a bad case of nocturnal flatulence lastnight. She kept me awake all night.

nocturnal flatulence by Satbandit April 30, 2010

Nocturnal dirt people 

People of low social standing who wait outside big box stores on Black Friday and try to haggle prices when finally let in.

Ugh…. Here we go again. My shift just started and I’m already dealing with the nocturnal dirt people.

Nocturnal dirt people by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021