no life

To reject your 1st life and substitute a new one.

guy1: Dude where's Jeff
guy2: He's playing that online game!
guy1: GOOD LORD!, he's played it for two weeks now,an he has no life!

by somguy December 26, 2006

No life

A person who eats all the food in the fridge, plays Minecraft, skips online classes, uses discord to talk shit, and is toxic as hell. It’s understandable if you’re in your 12s but 14+ and your a loser. Fat fuck u disappoint your parents u have no life

No life Jasper: I’m fat, stupid, and scum but I don’t want to admit it so I act up in front of my brother who does basketball and benches 400

by FuckedYoBitchJuan22 November 28, 2020

no life

the thing that all the people that added the word "urban dictionary" have.

Oh my goth, I'm the 453464538468569th person to add urban dictionary as a word. I don't have no life.

by No life goon May 3, 2009

no life

When you spend so much time on Urban Dictionary that when you click the "random" button you have already seen the definition.

If you are reading this, you probably have no life.

by Cujo Schultz February 27, 2011

no life

South Park when Stan, Kenny, Kyle, and Eric played world of warcraft.

A big fat no life sitting on their ass doing something online instead of going outside like "U" and "Me"... but mostly "U"

by F10 for Porn March 27, 2009

No life

You are a no life

no life

by aspogsojgkjoffmd October 14, 2021

No Life

No Life -Pronoun
1. A person who has no life. (Social)
2. A geek or nerd who wastes their lives infront of a computer.
3. A loser/nerd/geek.

1. "What did you do this weekend."
"I just coded some drives for my mouse!"
2. "OMFG HAX0RS HE TOTALLY HAXXD! I'M THE BEST! HE MUST BE A Haxors!!"
3. "You fucking no life"

by PandaNgo October 29, 2007