No shit, Sherlock

Asshole version of 'indeed'.

Sherlock: It appears as though my obsession with Moriarty has finally gotten the better of me.

Watson: No shit, Sherlock.

*Sherlock proceeds to kick the shit out of Watson.*

by vermillion22 November 18, 2013

No Shit Sherlock

When someone says something that is very obvious

The boss tells everyone through the P.A. that David got fired

David at home: Gerald, i got fired

Gerald: No Shit Sherlock!

by pseudonym ツ October 05, 2020

no shit sherlock

Stating something obvious, this is a sarcastic way of saying "It's very obvious, you can shut up now."

The victim can follow up with "Fuck you Watson" or similar to defend themselves.

"I skipped 80 of the 100 questions on this test, I might get a bad mark!"
"No Shit Sherlock."
"Fuck You Watson."

by Voldemort Less than 3 May 14, 2009

No Shit Sherlock!

When someone says something very obvious

*everyone sees red kill black*

Yellow: yo i think red is the impostor*

everyone: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

by pseudonym ツ October 07, 2020

No shit sherlock

When someone points out something very obvious

Bill: It’s raining outside
David: No shit sherlock, you think I don’t notice that?

by hamburger2020 May 01, 2021

No Shit Sherlock

A Saying That People Say When Someone States The Obvious

Person 1:Oh Crap its school tomorrow

Person 2:No Shit Sherlock

by Fragileman March 25, 2015

no shit sherlock

A very sarcastic way of saying: obviosly.
(Sherlock Holmes was a detective in a classic series of books.)

Holy crap! You have a trampoline?

No shit sherlock!

by colonel klink March 29, 2005