I never thought

A phrase that was created by that god awful film Daredevil,
however this has now been a source of amusement for 10's of people all over the world.
Can also be used for other actions... not neccessarily missing.. i.e (I NEVER READ CALL NOTES!)

Jamie: Jim there must be something that you will never ever do?
Jim: There is one thing... but I don't know if I should let you.
Jamie: What is it?
Jim: I... I... I NEVER MISS!

by James Alcock December 31, 2012

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I never fuck it up

What you say before you fuck something up.

Bill: Yo, Ted that combo is lookin' tight and long
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....

by imthatawesome September 21, 2012

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ex I never had

1. Someone who likes you to the point of obsession, where they act like they have a right to your affection, and this leads to hostility and excessive jealousy after you enter into a relationship with a different person.

2. Someone who flirts so excessively that they might as well be a significant other. Especially those who flirt with you in the presence of an actual significant other.

*snotty girl gives demeaning look and huffs away*
GF: Who is THAT?
BF: Ugh, the ex I never had.

'ex': well why don't we go on a long walk together...alone?
BF: uhhhhh...
GF: Who do you think you are? The ex he never had?

by talon256 July 19, 2012

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