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ninjosity

Descriptive term for explaining someone who is currently experiencing a high level of ninja like being. For example, getting continuously whooped at a fighting game would give you a very low ninjosity.
a: Dude, did you see that guy take out those 4 guards in two seconds?
b: No way!
a: Yes, the ninjosity is high in that one.
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Nintoddler

An annoyingly overzealous Nintendo fan boy. Worships Nintendo, Shigeru Miyamoto, Nintendo consoles and handhelds, and every game and character made by Nintendo. Is in danger of becoming a weeaboo (more like wiiaboo)
Nintoddler: OMR MARYO IS DA BES BC HE CNA JUMP AND STUFF ALL OTHER CAN SELF SUD
Reasonable Human Being: Nintendo consoles have a limited game library, mediocre hardware, and, as I have just learned, an immature fanbase. For the sake of my sanity, please shut the fuck up.
by SirLeedle April 11, 2015
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Nintova's Wiitness

Group of japanese people (usually two) who come to your door holding they're Worshiping Idol Item (more commonly known as a Wii) trying to encourage others to join their religion. Once you open the door, they automatically cast their spell on you by reciting the magical words: "We would like tplay." If you are not fast enough to close the door, you'll soon find yourself playing a game with 3 other people (who may or you may or may not know, you won't care either way) as the two Japanese men sit in the corner with evil grins upon their faces filled with the sense of the knowledge; they got you. Then they disappear without a trace, on to search for their next victim.

Signs of an oncoming Nintova's wiitness visit include:

-Strange banjo music playing from an unknown source
-Everyone in the house (all four of you) gathering in front of the door to answer it

Things that will increase your susceptibility:

-Being a member of a family of four
-Having 3 other multi-cultural friends
-Just having four people being in the general area

To avoid:

-When opening the door yell: "NO NINTOVA'S WITNESS!" and run like the dickens. Turn off all lights and hide in a corner until sunrise (even if the sun is already out).
-Some people will say that assuming the fetal position is also helpful, but "experts" claim there is no conclusive evidence of this
-Also do not share hiding spaces. It makes the fear into a more concentrated substance. (They can taste your fear)
*doorbell rings*

*Member of multi-cultural group of four opens the door*

Japanese dude: "We would like to pl-"

Member of multi-cultural group of four: "NO NINTOVA'S WIITNESS!"

*Slams door as everyone picks different corners and waits until dawn*
by dbn June 9, 2007
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Ninosaur

Most badass awesome dinosaur in the world, likes bacon. All other dinosaurs went extinct beacause the Ninosaur was too badass. Eventually Ninosaur created the human species to make up for this unfortunate event. It is said the Ninosaur also has great taste in music. No wonder they name children after this awesome dinosaur!
I've never seen anyone ride a bicycle that awesome while eating bacon with his bare hands, he's such a Ninosaur!
by morebacon October 31, 2011
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nitosha

Cute, funny, sensitive, good intuition. Day dreams often. Extremely naughty In the room when loyal too. Spiritual soul, loves nature And sees the good in all evil. Is it possible her love can bring out the good in the devil ? Nitosha is very quiet when you first meet her but as soon as she is comfortable with you she is the funniest most positive soul to be around and you will never know what you did to have someone so great to be in your life
Nitosha is very quiet when you first meet her but as soon as she is comfortable with you she is the funniest most positive soul to be around and you will never know what you did to have someone so great to be in your life
by Morelloa January 13, 2017
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Nintoddler

A nintendo fanboy who constantly bootlicks nintendo, worships and glorifies nintendo products, even if they are far from being worthy of any praise.
Nintoddler bootlickers would gladly eat shit served on their plates by Nintendo.
by Smart-Himbo November 1, 2021
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Ninoshka

a type of pineapple. extremely funny and purdy :\
wow that is one lucky guy to be hugging a ninoshka.
by bee :O March 22, 2011
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