Nintendotaku

A portmanteau of Nintendo and otaku. A die-hard Nintendo fanboy. The typical Nintendotaku spends their days playing motion- and touch-controlled "casual" games rather than games with any depth or maturity. They are also usually very immature and refuse to acknowledge any positives of the 360, PS3, and PSP, as well as any negatives of the Wii and DS. When pressured to explain their obsessive love of the company (or their obsessive hate of its competitors), they often provide absurd reasons, such as the company's "family-friendly" nature, or the PS3 and 360 being more expensive, despite containing more features and good games than the Wii.

Fred: WII IS BEST PS3 AND 360 SUX CUZ THEY HAD EXPENSIVENESS AND MRATED GMAES AN U PAY 4 WIFI CONEKTION N THATS FAKT N TEH PPLZ WHO DISAGREES IS BLIND

Gary: Dude, stop being such a Nintendotaku.

by ACDude800 December 22, 2008

Nintendality

The closest you can get to the famous Mortal Kombat's Fatality on a Nintendo console.

i.e. Super Smash Bros. Series

OHHH SHIT NINTENDALITY BITCHES

*throws down GameCube controller, claiming tournament money*

by Frenzied Flaming Pig January 22, 2014

Nintendilepsy

The uncontrollable act of jerking one's video game controller as if to enable the on-screen character to successfully complete a motion or activity. May also be accompanied by exaggerated body movements and postures.

See also: nintendileptic

You should see my sister play Mario Kart 64. She's leaning all over the place, controller's above her head. Nintendilepsy is so sad.

by tbp April 22, 2010

Nintendolt

A person who is blindly, fanatically loyal to Nintendo. He will immediately buy anything with the Nintendo logo, mindlessly insult anyone who doesn't share his fanaticism, and would proclaim a blank CD with Mario's face on it to be the greatest game ever made.

See also: Nintendrone, fanboy, moron

by Shinigami August 16, 2003

Nintenditus

The act of defecating and urinating on ones self due to a long period of unbroken gaming.

man #1: Did you hear Steve hasn't left his room in 3 days since he got modern warfare 3?
man #2: Yeah, I heard he's suffering from Nintenditus and hasn't used the toilet since the games release!

by Spleetbacker November 6, 2011

Nintenditis

Also known as Gamer's Thumb or Nintendo Thumb, Nintenditis is when some part of your thumb or wrist becomes irritated or swollen due to excessive video game playing. A person with Nintenditis will feel pain or discomfort when bending their thumbs or moving their wrists. Note that this can happen with any finger, and not just the thumb.

I concluded that I had Nintenditis when I noticed a constant pain in my thumb during a game of Super Smash Bros.

by Sm4shIsTr4sh September 5, 2016

NintendoTool

A man who spends his time playing DOOM, coding, listening to music, and basically just making Discord Bots in his spare time

NintendoTool: "So basically, an arrow function is something you can use in JavaScript so that we don't have to type out "function functionName() { }" as much, but instead type "let functionName = () => {}"."
Man: "Bro, what the fuck are you saying?"

by La_Enthusiast February 19, 2021