Skip to main content

Nintendo Wii

The official and unusual name for the Nintendo Revolution. Pronounced "we", it opens up many marketing posibilitys like:

"Do you Wii? We Wii"
"Wii will own you"
"Wii want it"
"I gotta take a Wii"
"Wii Will Wii Will Rock you"
"Wii Will, Wii Will.....fail in the u.s."

And my personal favorite:

"When we thought of the name, we were smoking Wiid"
Watch my Nintendo Wii cause I gotta take a wee.

"It seems to me that all they did was take the namesake of nintendo wifi and dropped the f and thought... shit.. that'll work.."
by Ezgamer July 28, 2008
mugGet the Nintendo Wii mug.

Nintendo Wii

The official name of Nintendo's next console. Wii is pronounced as 'we'. The Nintend Wii's codename was the Nintendo Revolution. For a definition of the Nintendo Wii, search "Nintendo Revolution".
Gus: "Hey Stan, the Nintendo Revolution is now called the Nintendo Wii"
Stan: "The what?!"
Gus: "The Wii!"
Stan: "Wicked freshes!"
Gus: "Indeed"
by Sh0tgun Pete May 12, 2006
mugGet the Nintendo Wii mug.

Nintendo Wii

Nintendo Wii- The latest underpowered overpriced console vomited out by Nintendo upon the unwashed moronic masses. Wii plays only bullshit kiddy games and Wii has an overrall lack of games. In this way Wii is pretty much like every other Nintendo console before it.
Dan: Hey you want me to pick up a Nintendo Wii for you from Walmart while I get mine?
Steve: Nah, I'm too busy having fun playing Halo 3 to make time for that kiddy bullshit. You can pick me up one though if I ever start to think obsessing over Nintendo's business strategy and sales figures as well as playing a console with no good games is in any way fun.
by Epsilon_Eridani November 12, 2007
mugGet the Nintendo Wii mug.

nintendo wii

The crappiest and most boring and ugliest game graphics console ever made to mankind history.
Even the name sounds extremely gay.
And if you pay for 3 extra controllers to fully play 4 players games (mario kart, super smash bros and co) it will cost you as much as a PS3.
Alex : The PS3 will blast the Wii away-

Pete : Fuck the Nintendo Wii it sounds so gay. -

Josh : The Wii is cheap and cheaply made, its for poor people who can't buy food. -

Matt : What the fuck are those graphics?? You still playing on Xbox 1??
Ashton: No man its my new nintendo wii!
Matt: Holy shit, the graphics look like puke man. -
by dauragonjah November 8, 2006
mugGet the nintendo wii mug.

Nintendo Wii

Means something in Japanease, but sounds VERY gay in the American language
Nintendo Wii sounds cool but has a very different design to it
by Smedy June 28, 2006
mugGet the Nintendo Wii mug.

nintendo wii

The latest ripoff brought to you by Nintendo. $300 for a Gamecube with a new controller.
John: I paid $300 for a controller!?
Tim: You bought a Nintendo Wii!?!
John: Yeah, I've been robbed!
Tim: It's Nintendo, what did you expect?
by the runner October 21, 2007
mugGet the nintendo wii mug.

Nintendo Wii

Pronounced as the "Nintendo Weee", as in "weeeeeeee" there goes the goddman wireless controller I just hurled out my window.

The Wii is an ugly electronic box of foreign assembly which displays images on your TV based upon how well you can spasm and jerk your wrist using the console's motion sensitive remote control. This is merely one innovation in a long line of Nintendo products designed to make you girate and giggle in front of your TV, while simultaneously cursing the manufacturer.
1. Dude, we're having a total Wii party at my house tonight. Bring lots of ice for your wrist.

2. FUCK you NINTENDO Wii!!! GODDDAMN FUCKING SHIT CONTROLLER!!!! WTF!!! NOT AGAIN! FUCK! (You will hear lots of language like this when the Wii is released.)
by ByronGman2 September 21, 2008
mugGet the Nintendo Wii mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email