by M. Stout July 12, 2007
Get the ninja poof mug.-the process in which feces exits the body and travels straight down into the large hole at the base of the toilet bowl as if it were hiding
That endless waterslide reminds me of a ninja poop, the people are diving straight down into the pipe, never to be seen again.
by Roux and Jeff February 25, 2006
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Jeremy after wiping his ass: Woah! There's no trace of shit in there! I just had a wicked ninja poop.
by Flubber Womp December 8, 2010
Get the Ninja poop mug.by drewh762 October 14, 2011
Get the Ninja Poop mug.A stealthy ninja who poops in the toilet while someone else is using the shower. The ninja pooper then leaves it there with the lid open and exits without making a sound. They are now perplexed at whether they forgot to flush or even went poop at all.
While someone is using the shower, a ninja pooper silently walks in and takes the browns to the superbowl without them knowing. You then proceed to exit the room without flushing to confuse the other person as to whether they forgot to flush or even went poop at all. Priceless.
by Sixshot891 July 6, 2011
Get the Ninja Pooper mug.A person with incredible stealth in regard to their pooping skills. They relieve themselves without a sound or smell, potentially even carrying around an extra pair of shoes to ensure nobody detects them post poop.
I didn't even know someone else was in the can with me until I was washing my hands and saw his feet, sneaky ninja pooper!
by KimberDubs March 28, 2009
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the parody of of ninja turtles, except more ferocious, cuddly, and you can carry it in a doggie handbag. Likes to wear bows in hair and is trained to the highest degree.
the parody of of ninja turtles, except more ferocious, cuddly, and you can carry it in a doggie handbag. Likes to wear bows in hair and is trained to the highest degree.
by misstaken April 21, 2010
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