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hot ninja pirate

A drink made with hot chocolate, Kahlua, rum, and peppermint schnapps. It was rumored to be created at Kirkwood ski resort by a ninja to warm up cold snow ninjas after a long day enjoying powder.
Cold Guy: Bartender, give me a peppermint patty.
Bartender: Did you really just order that?
Cold Guy: What? I wasn't finished yet! That is for my girl. I'll take a hot ninja pirate.
by snowl0ver March 8, 2011
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pirate-ninja

a kilowatt-hour per martian day
Mark Watney created the pirate-ninja as a standard unit
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Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

To go kicking evil's ass whenever there's a scare.
He’s got a mean lean katana and some cool facial hair.
And Whenever there is trouble he's gonna be right there!
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Now who’s the Samurai robot who always wins?
The Swashbuckling Savior who’ll absolve your sins?
Who Traveled back in time and chopped off Hitlers head?
Who won the civil war and came back from the dead?
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

In three days time he'll rise again.
When it comes to acting stealthy he scores a ten!
Instead of Chinese stars he throws unlevened bread!
Then he drinks a pint of spirits straight to his head.
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Who diced up Pol Pot like Teriaki Steak?
Who gave the great Ghangis Kahn all that he could take?
Who used his massive cyborg arm to crush the Axis dead?
Who pumped the Germans in the Rhine full of Pirate lead?
Who kung fu kicks anyone who sells mind altering drugs?
Who'll infect a robber with scurvy for everyone he mugs?
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus is better than all other Jesuses.
by GrogMcGee January 20, 2009
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pirate-ninja

The unholy union between a pirate and a ninja. Pirates and ninjas are widely known to be mortal enemies and are locked in eternal oppisition to each other.

Pirate-ninjas rarely exist in nature because they have extremely short half-lives; upon their creation they rapidly decay in a violent burst of short-wave radiation, heat, shurikens, and parrot feathers.
Pirates vs. ninjas - that ages-old question. Who would win?

The pirate-ninjas, of course!
by Zeda July 23, 2008
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Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey

It is said that the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey is the only thing in existence that can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. This creature dwells in the deepest areas of the amazon rainforest feasting on various fruits and plants. Standing 12 feet tall and armed with an arsenal of pirate weapons and ninja skills it is quite simply the most deadly animal on the planet.

*WARNING*

Stay away, extremely dangerous DO NOT APPROACH under any circumstances
None available, nobody has ever been near the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey and survived.

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by Genuine Chocolate Face December 21, 2010
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pirate ninja

Something that can never possibly exist due to the deep-rooted feud between ninjas and pirates. And also because ninjas and pirates are so played out already that if someone were to create a pirate ninja, it would be some kind of horrible clichéd supermonster that would not only knock you down with its peg-leg but would also give you a roundhouse kick to the face if you crossed its path.
Poor Johnny didn't even have a chance to defend himself when he accidentally stumbled upon a pirate ninja. But luckily since pirate ninjas can't exist, Johnny was thrown into an alternate parallel universe before the ninja pirate was able to attack.
by a really evil person April 15, 2006
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Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp

The deadliest being in the universe. Its complex brain-eating, ninja star throwing, universe traveling, Arg-saying, robotic wrangling skills are unstoppable... Plus, its super. It's like a fusion of Chuck Norris + Goku super saiyen 3 + Domo + Dracula + The Hulk + Fergie. Sometimes abbreviated as SZNSPRCV.
Person 1: "HOLY SHIT!"

Person 2: "WHAT?!"

Person 1: "I thought I just saw a Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp!!!

Person 2: "RUNNN!!!!!"
by DriftingNick April 6, 2010
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