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The name of the most amazing guy in the world. He is incredible, smart, fun, creative, and really cute. When you are stressed, he’ll listen to you. He may or may not enjoy smoking weed, drinking beer, and consuming a certain type of “stracciatella” cottage cheese.
“Hey I think I have the biggest crush ever on this guy. I dream about him every night and during the day too.”
“What’s his name?”
Sexy stuff.”
“No really, what’s his name?”
“Why should I tell you?”
“You shouldn’t, but tell me anyway.”
“Fine, his name is Niels, and I’m in love with him.”
Niels by Bandittt_fire January 19, 2021
Niels have a huge penis
Girl1: Do you know Niels?
Girl2: Sure this is the guy with a huge penis
Niels by Toastbrot November 18, 2016
The most horribly smell ever. It looks like a pig pile of shit and it smells horribly.
Oh dude just had the most amazing niels ever.
Niels by Jemoederniels July 19, 2010
Niels is a very smart boy who can't hold any snapstreaks. He lets you fall but helps you right back up. Conversations never get boring, he can annoy you just because he makes you feel some typa way. He is extremely handsome and very popular among girls. He has beautiful eyes which make everyone stop and stare. He is a keeper, has the beauty and the brains. There aren't a lot of people like Niels wandering the earth. So when you find this rare human being named Niels make sure he doesn't take off.
"Look over there, is that a Niels?"

"Omg look at those muscles, he is so NIELS!"
Niels by Dönald J trümp April 23, 2017
NIELS is someone who likes d*ck and is really bad at gaming except fortnite.
Hes tryharding fortnite that must be niels
NIELS by Nieljes 2 November 11, 2020
Niels is a very rich kid from the village called Dronrijp. He is also very obsessed with his friends dog
Example: Niels is a kanker rich dronrijp kid